Friday, January 20, 2006
Jesus Plus Toast Equals Something
Can you see his face I mean my face in the burn marks on the toast? It's a birthday miracle. Also born today:
I feel myself becoming more loving, in the way of Jesus, just as I suspected I would. This is the year for me. I am going to emerge big time, in high-quality gender-neutral style, and then disappear, making you all feel guilty for eternity that I martyred myself for you. Or something like that. I forget. I am part Jew just like Jesus, so I never really read that much of the Bible. At any rate it promises to be a great year of observation, ecstatic frenzies, embezzlement, bastardizing and tearing up inappropriately, etc.
Happy Un-Birthday to all my fellow bloggers.