Friday, October 14, 2005

Let's Ask Ken



Ken will play what you want to hear. Ken will tell you the future of your life and that of your spouse or your children, Ken will help with soothing wisdom from the beyond-what-is-known region. Ken! Tell me. Are many naps in store for me? Are baths? Are chicken fingers, glasses of wine? I am excited to have found you. Just press your cheek against the screen and he will whisper-sing the secrets you need to know.

23 comments:

Mother said...

Ken!!! Make sure you charge enough.

manbaby said...

i seek advice from you ken. about my diaper region.

yes... that's right.....reallly? can you speak up?

tell them its okay to leave my body cavity.

what? .....oh......ok. i will lay off the talc. ok....got it.

thank you ken.

ham paw said...

ken! How many fingers live in a typewriter?

Ken said...

1200.

ham paw said...

where is the kitten capital of the world?

Ken said...

San Juan, Puerto Rico.

ham paw said...

Ken, do reptiles sing underground?

Ken said...

They sing everywhere. Above ground and under. Yes, Ham Paw. You are very intuitive. Thanks for your inquiries.

Love,

Ken

mountain man said...

Ken, would you like to make regular appearances to answer questions/concerns from our chums? That might be soothing.

Ken said...

Yes. Yes I would. I have a need to provide answers softly and gently.

mandy prettykin said...

Kenny you are so sexy. I bet you don't have a tuber penis!!

Ken said...

Mandy, please ask a question. I need you to.

hiccup said...

ken, is the smear on my window a harbinger of evil? or is it just ambient urban slime? i am frightened.

sloth said...

Here is the question we are all wondering, Ken: What is the origin of your remarkable hair?

Ken said...

The smear is, of course, evil.

My hair is styled by my mother, who uses miniature bisque figurines as her models. She painstakingly smooths each strand every morning and maneuvers them with pomade into this unintimidating shape. The Ken shape.

Ken said...

I am Ken.

sloth said...

Ken, the hair still fascinates, it is mysterious. Is there algea in there somewhere? Underneath, maybe? If not, would you like to borrow a bit? It propagates easily.

missy said...

Ken, I request that you rub your nubby chin in my bathingsuit area.

Mandy pattykin said...

Ken, thanks for last night. It was dreamy.

Ken said...

Mandy, is your last name Pattykin or Prettykin? Please be honest.

krixfort said...

Ken, which is better, the Minuet or the Waltz?

Ken said...

The waltz, Krix. Definitely. Anything in 3's is good.

Mandy Prettykin said...

I was trying to fool you...i am really a Prettykin. I come from a long, long line of Prettykins. The Prettykins of Pittsburgh. We are all pretty...my kin and I.