Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Jordan Plops


This is my new friend from the forgotten quadrant. His name is not his real name, but the name I have given him, on account of and owing to the fact that he can't or won't speak (I can't tell). His nature is true and good and let me just tell you a few things about Jordan:

1. He be good.
2. He be kind.
3. He be excellent with the hands and fingers, a manipulator of space and time.
4. He makes nice.
5. He is nice.
6. He be nice.

In short, I am in like with Jordan Plops. I am hoping someone will start a blog dedicated to being a fan of him and only him. Get to it!! Get energized!! It's time to honor Jordan Plops!!!!!!!!!!!

18 comments:

sloth said...

MM! Your friend is luminous. Is he signaling to us in code? What is he saying? Maybe he wants us to know that it's OK not to have any pigmentation, that it's nice to gently glow and pulse in the moonlight. He is celestial.

mountain man said...

Sloth, you intuit the truth from the fetid pale pallor of the man we haven't met until now. You see into the truths of the sallow flesh. I believe his hands are like flags and perhaps the language of semaphore will clue us in to the zig and the zag of his manual notions. I am so agitated, but excited to make his acquaintance.

Liquid Generosity said...

Goodbye Penis!!!! I have decided to have the necesary operation to become a woman of the hubba-hubba typology.

mountain man said...

LG that is HOT SHIT. I can't wait to see your new inflatable boobs.

Delphine said...

Oh Jordan, oh Jordan, you sweet one. You are so lovely and ethereal. Please bed me tonight, in the night, in the shadows of tomorrow. I love you.

Perplexer said...

Traumatic window into perverted intimacies. Can live without.

sloth said...

Saint Bleph be praised.

Mountain Man said...

are we not all deeply in love with jordan????

pd said...

I am loving him, MM, but in a very non-yjtreatening way.

fairy butler said...

i wonder if he leaves a powdery residue when he nuzzles up with his bald head? I bet he owns a sphinx cat.

sloth said...

Yes, powdery, like a donut. I lick him.

fairy butler said...

smelling of violets or lavender.

sloth said...

or floury dough... floppy fun. If you knead and shape him he'll spring back just a little.

fairy butler said...

ooh. i like that! knead and nibble - just a lil' bit.

fairy butler said...

sing to the 50cent song.

Charnel House said...

He is my boss, the father of my pets and the teller of duties. Dear Jordan I love thee.

Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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