Friday, August 12, 2005

Hole



I have found a hole big enough for Krakow and I. We will sit there and play jacks until the time is right to come out. There are beers in there, enough for both of us, at least for the morning, and pieces of beef jerky, with which we will tantalize each other. We are on a stationary mega-transport into the zones of push and tether.

75 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please say hi to Krakow for me. I will bring him some kibbles next time I see him.

Anonymous said...

I will bring you an aspic later, MM. You will get hungry and thirsty and aspic is good for both.

Anonymous said...

Aspic is for sissies.

Mountain Man said...

Thank you Sammy, an aspic will be most welcome. Worms in it would be good.

sloth said...

Sammy, how will you bring the aspic if you have no hands? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

Wormwood.

Anonymous said...

Sloth, I have a board that I balance on my stumps. I carry it tray-like. It is peg board.

Anonymous said...

Hi Gas.

Anonymous said...

I am shaving with olive oil. Pimples are coming. There is a frydaddy in my hole. I will make popcorn shrimp later. Foods are for the frying.

Anonymous said...

I have a hole that needs a sexual plugging up.

Anonymous said...

MM, I hope you have a nice time in the hole. Anonymous, I have a hammer that I can plug you up with, if need be.

Anonymous said...

Try to re-establish context after you get out of the hole. Don't lose sight of the signs.

sloth said...

dilapidated, would you plug the hole with the hammer, or would you use the hammer to whack something into the hole, like a hot dog or some other type of object?

Anonymous said...

I was thinking I could plug up the hole with the hammer. I don't care about blood, I have towels with me.

Anonymous said...

I am all over Sammy's no hands. I feel guilty about having soiled his what's not there.

Anonymous said...

The winds of time blow my follicles in different directions. I am unsure of my path. my disfigurement is my charm.

Anonymous said...

Disfigurement is almost always charming, I find. There is no path that is not covered with puke, this is what I am learning. Physical defects outweigh mental. Mental are shunnable. I am damp and smelly. I am accumulating on all surfaces.

Anonymous said...

only physical disfigurements get the respect. That is why I formulated my own.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I can fashion a path out of puke. You can follow it to the area of poison purging and have ritual explusions of your innards. Innards are the proof of something, I forget what.

Anonymous said...

What does it look like?

Anonymous said...

i to have a hole that needs sexual plumbing

Anonymous said...

As I have already mentioned, I have a hammer. Or would you prefer a tool with a less horizontal shape? Like a plunger?

Anonymous said...

anonymous, you stole my post. My self-fashioned disfigurement is my cleft. hence the nick-name. I am a very literal person.

Anonymous said...

I have a set of screwdrivers in my tool belt, access to an air compressor, and much in the way of rubber tubing and implements of push.

Anonymous said...

Where are you cleft, Clefty? In the palate? The lip? The tush?

Anonymous said...

I too am very literal.

Anonymous said...

I have a fear of details.

Anonymous said...

I think I may require anesthesia.

Anonymous said...

I have a cleft ear. On the left side. I thought about the palate but that was too obvious.

Anonymous said...

Clefty, I saw you on the train today. I hope you don't mind that I stared at you.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. A cleft ear. Trying to picture it. Must be a blight on some conversations. What does it feel like? Does it hamper your hearing at all? Can I puke on it?

Anonymous said...

puke, I understand you. I am feeling a connection between us.

Anonymous said...

i too am ashamed of the extra tissue on my ass sphincter. sometimes i must be very attentive when i whipe

Anonymous said...

The cleft has amplified my hearing of all things left. I am somewhat liberal.

It feels like an ear, albeit a somewhat ragged one.

Krixfort, I would prefer that you didn't stare. Although I did this to myself, staring still makes me feel somewhat self conscious.

Anonymous said...

Cleft, I am touched. I am feeling a connection for sure. Blowhole, did you know that puke is an excellent lubricant? Perhaps I can help.

Anonymous said...

Sorry clefty.

The next time I see you, I will fashion a fake cleft palate appendage to wear, that way I can help divert the staring.

Anonymous said...

Clefty you sound fascinating, I think I am falling in love. Do you play an instrument?

Anonymous said...

Krix, there is only one problem with that, cleft palates are hard to see on the street. You have to have your mouth open, don't you? Maybe if you use a vise to open it (which I have) or perhaps a cleft forehead, making your forehead look like an ass?

Anonymous said...

I have a closet full of forehead-mounted ass masks. Call me.

Anonymous said...

puke, yes please. if i lay down with rump in the air, will you puke on my pink eye? no corn in the diet please.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, anonymous. I am quite musical. I used to play the clarinet when I was younger. I still like to play the zither from time time.

Anonymous said...

i have a wall mount for the forehead ass masks.

Anonymous said...

I had some corn last night, sorry. But I may have already gotten it out on my mom. I am ready, blowhole. Bend over please, you rotten sicky!

Anonymous said...

The zither is a magical instrument! Into the zone of nether!

Anonymous said...

Moose, I am getting ready to cover you in the tan chunks.

Anonymous said...

Moose, are you a head of a moose or a whole moose? Stuffed or real?

Anonymous said...

I am in disguise. I am wearing wax lips.

Anonymous said...

puke, you are a little raw.

Anonymous said...

Wax Lips are sexy. Are you related to Spittle Lips? I am so upsetting.

Anonymous said...

I heart wax lips! can I give you a kiss?

Anonymous said...

Krix, puke is part of life. Get into it. Smell the smell.

Anonymous said...

I will kiss too.

Anonymous said...

i am only a head puke, I do have mounts tough. would you mind?

Anonymous said...

Is there a hole between the top and bottom wax lip? It can be hard to eat when there is no hole. Blowhole, would you care to weigh in on this?

Anonymous said...

The Uvula of my anus is tingling puke! don't knock, just come right in!

Anonymous said...

Ummm, Moose, are you assuming the identity of Puke? Careful. My trajectory can be quite violent.

Yeah, Krixfort, I would like a little kiss too.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Blowhole. I don't know now. You are too eager. Play hard to get a little and maybe I will spew on you.

Anonymous said...

Anal nuggets and vomit. Lips that can't kiss. This is traumatic.

Anonymous said...

Can I help in any way?

Anonymous said...

There is a small hole in the wax lips, but not big enough for chunks, I'm afraid.

Anonymous said...

yeah i'm a little uneasy with all this below the belt action. blow hole do you need a pacifier? perhaps just a time out?

Anonymous said...

It was nice to meet you all. I must leave now and distribute pamphlets.

Anonymous said...

Nether you are my kind of region. Puke I will have to refer to you as bile now. you led me on and i got hurt.

Anonymous said...

I am peeking at you through the wax-lip hole. You are all very attractive.

Anonymous said...

speaking of holes, i have a question fo rmountain mans ear hole. MM, what are your favorite bands, or music?

Mountain Man said...

Hmmm. Echo, that is a very pleasant question. Lately I have been listening a lot to

Bryan Ferry
Architecture in Helsinki (Thanks to FB)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (Thanks to Arthur)
Out Hud
The Cars
Early Reggae (like Toots and the Maytals)
Public Enemy

but anything that rolls around on my iPod is usally welcome.

Mountain Man said...

But as for favorite, probably my favorite of all time is early David Bowie. I heart glam rock. Also Aphex Twin is a favorite. Other stuff too, I can't think. How about you?

Anonymous said...

I heart David Bowie.

Anonymous said...

I think there should be a band named after moi. If only I could sing or play an instrument like Clefty, then I could start it myself.

Anonymous said...

MM are you listening to your iPod in the hole?

Anonymous said...

I am shining my silvery moon boots. Preparation for a journey into spank craters. Have placed antennae on head. Must divulge nothing. Stay in hole.

Anonymous said...

excellent MM, i like your style. Personallly I'm stuck on Neutral Milk hotel, the unicorns, clap your hands, animal collective,the features, and clinic. david bowie is fantastic!

Anonymous said...

help I seem to have lost little boy blooming bottom

Anonymous said...

little boy?

Anonymous said...

Do you mean blowhole or someone else?