I have found a hole big enough for Krakow and I. We will sit there and play jacks until the time is right to come out. There are beers in there, enough for both of us, at least for the morning, and pieces of beef jerky, with which we will tantalize each other. We are on a stationary mega-transport into the zones of push and tether.
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Please say hi to Krakow for me. I will bring him some kibbles next time I see him.
I will bring you an aspic later, MM. You will get hungry and thirsty and aspic is good for both.
Aspic is for sissies.
Thank you Sammy, an aspic will be most welcome. Worms in it would be good.
Sammy, how will you bring the aspic if you have no hands? Just curious.
Wormwood.
Sloth, I have a board that I balance on my stumps. I carry it tray-like. It is peg board.
Hi Gas.
I am shaving with olive oil. Pimples are coming. There is a frydaddy in my hole. I will make popcorn shrimp later. Foods are for the frying.
I have a hole that needs a sexual plugging up.
MM, I hope you have a nice time in the hole. Anonymous, I have a hammer that I can plug you up with, if need be.
Try to re-establish context after you get out of the hole. Don't lose sight of the signs.
dilapidated, would you plug the hole with the hammer, or would you use the hammer to whack something into the hole, like a hot dog or some other type of object?
I was thinking I could plug up the hole with the hammer. I don't care about blood, I have towels with me.
I am all over Sammy's no hands. I feel guilty about having soiled his what's not there.
The winds of time blow my follicles in different directions. I am unsure of my path. my disfigurement is my charm.
Disfigurement is almost always charming, I find. There is no path that is not covered with puke, this is what I am learning. Physical defects outweigh mental. Mental are shunnable. I am damp and smelly. I am accumulating on all surfaces.
only physical disfigurements get the respect. That is why I formulated my own.
Maybe I can fashion a path out of puke. You can follow it to the area of poison purging and have ritual explusions of your innards. Innards are the proof of something, I forget what.
What does it look like?
i to have a hole that needs sexual plumbing
As I have already mentioned, I have a hammer. Or would you prefer a tool with a less horizontal shape? Like a plunger?
anonymous, you stole my post. My self-fashioned disfigurement is my cleft. hence the nick-name. I am a very literal person.
I have a set of screwdrivers in my tool belt, access to an air compressor, and much in the way of rubber tubing and implements of push.
Where are you cleft, Clefty? In the palate? The lip? The tush?
I too am very literal.
I have a fear of details.
I think I may require anesthesia.
I have a cleft ear. On the left side. I thought about the palate but that was too obvious.
Clefty, I saw you on the train today. I hope you don't mind that I stared at you.
Hmmm. A cleft ear. Trying to picture it. Must be a blight on some conversations. What does it feel like? Does it hamper your hearing at all? Can I puke on it?
puke, I understand you. I am feeling a connection between us.
i too am ashamed of the extra tissue on my ass sphincter. sometimes i must be very attentive when i whipe
The cleft has amplified my hearing of all things left. I am somewhat liberal.
It feels like an ear, albeit a somewhat ragged one.
Krixfort, I would prefer that you didn't stare. Although I did this to myself, staring still makes me feel somewhat self conscious.
Cleft, I am touched. I am feeling a connection for sure. Blowhole, did you know that puke is an excellent lubricant? Perhaps I can help.
Sorry clefty.
The next time I see you, I will fashion a fake cleft palate appendage to wear, that way I can help divert the staring.
Clefty you sound fascinating, I think I am falling in love. Do you play an instrument?
Krix, there is only one problem with that, cleft palates are hard to see on the street. You have to have your mouth open, don't you? Maybe if you use a vise to open it (which I have) or perhaps a cleft forehead, making your forehead look like an ass?
I have a closet full of forehead-mounted ass masks. Call me.
puke, yes please. if i lay down with rump in the air, will you puke on my pink eye? no corn in the diet please.
Oh yes, anonymous. I am quite musical. I used to play the clarinet when I was younger. I still like to play the zither from time time.
i have a wall mount for the forehead ass masks.
I had some corn last night, sorry. But I may have already gotten it out on my mom. I am ready, blowhole. Bend over please, you rotten sicky!
The zither is a magical instrument! Into the zone of nether!
Moose, I am getting ready to cover you in the tan chunks.
Moose, are you a head of a moose or a whole moose? Stuffed or real?
I am in disguise. I am wearing wax lips.
puke, you are a little raw.
Wax Lips are sexy. Are you related to Spittle Lips? I am so upsetting.
I heart wax lips! can I give you a kiss?
Krix, puke is part of life. Get into it. Smell the smell.
I will kiss too.
i am only a head puke, I do have mounts tough. would you mind?
Is there a hole between the top and bottom wax lip? It can be hard to eat when there is no hole. Blowhole, would you care to weigh in on this?
The Uvula of my anus is tingling puke! don't knock, just come right in!
Ummm, Moose, are you assuming the identity of Puke? Careful. My trajectory can be quite violent.
Yeah, Krixfort, I would like a little kiss too.
Wow, Blowhole. I don't know now. You are too eager. Play hard to get a little and maybe I will spew on you.
Anal nuggets and vomit. Lips that can't kiss. This is traumatic.
Can I help in any way?
There is a small hole in the wax lips, but not big enough for chunks, I'm afraid.
yeah i'm a little uneasy with all this below the belt action. blow hole do you need a pacifier? perhaps just a time out?
It was nice to meet you all. I must leave now and distribute pamphlets.
Nether you are my kind of region. Puke I will have to refer to you as bile now. you led me on and i got hurt.
I am peeking at you through the wax-lip hole. You are all very attractive.
speaking of holes, i have a question fo rmountain mans ear hole. MM, what are your favorite bands, or music?
Hmmm. Echo, that is a very pleasant question. Lately I have been listening a lot to
Bryan Ferry
Architecture in Helsinki (Thanks to FB)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (Thanks to Arthur)
Out Hud
The Cars
Early Reggae (like Toots and the Maytals)
Public Enemy
but anything that rolls around on my iPod is usally welcome.
But as for favorite, probably my favorite of all time is early David Bowie. I heart glam rock. Also Aphex Twin is a favorite. Other stuff too, I can't think. How about you?
I heart David Bowie.
I think there should be a band named after moi. If only I could sing or play an instrument like Clefty, then I could start it myself.
MM are you listening to your iPod in the hole?
I am shining my silvery moon boots. Preparation for a journey into spank craters. Have placed antennae on head. Must divulge nothing. Stay in hole.
excellent MM, i like your style. Personallly I'm stuck on Neutral Milk hotel, the unicorns, clap your hands, animal collective,the features, and clinic. david bowie is fantastic!
help I seem to have lost little boy blooming bottom
little boy?
Do you mean blowhole or someone else?
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