Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Fudge on the Mountaintop

There is a stash of fudge I am hankering to get my hands on at the top of a very tall mountain. It will take several days and top quality fortitude to make the journey to and from, yet I am sure it is worth it. I went to the head shop and bought myself a young tattooed hussy to make the journey with me. She will keep us well-supplied with mind-benders and tie-dye outfits (that's right, head to toe). From what I understand the fudge is well worth the effort - it is a balm of sorts that smoothes over blemishes of the mind and neglects of the soul, creating a warm, baby-in-the-tub sensation that I have been searching for since infancy. Even though my mother bathed me in an alligator-ridden swamp, still, this is the sensation I seek. My departure is imminent.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope the fudge will be moist when you get there.

Anonymous said...

is the fudge for eating or outside application only? are you bringing a wheelbarrow to bring it down with you or is part of the fun the trek to the top?

Mountain Man said...

I guess it is part of the fun to trek, scientist. But the fudge will prove healing through ingestion, from what I am told.

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Anonymous said...

please cram fudge between my toes

Anonymous said...

OK! I will.

Anonymous said...

is it dark? if it is you can pack it in.

Anonymous said...

Pack Me, I assume you mean the fudge? Yes it is very rich and dark. The sky is also dark. As are our futures. Dark, like fudge.

Anonymous said...

I will use my hands to pack it in, instead of implements. I will not wear gloves either. It promises to be vaguely sexual. I hope you can handle this.

Anonymous said...

I am jealous of Pack Me. MM I have a krush on you.

fairy butler said...

pack me, are you related to pac man or his wife Ms. pac man? i do enjoy their respective games so much.

Anonymous said...

MM, I'm tingling with anticipation. FairyB, I am only toes and covered with large openings, thanks for asking. I too loved pac man, he always felt like a distant cousin to me

Anonymous said...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Fudge...I WANT SOME. MM, did you go "down the shore" when you were small...looking for fudge?

Anonymous said...

is sugar mountain close by?

Anonymous said...

Pack Me, you sound like a wonder of nature and genetics. I can't wait to behold you. Sensitive Poet, you must be very sensitive to know that sugar mountain is close to fudge mountain. Please write me a poem.

Anonymous said...

yes, spill poetry sensative

Anonymous said...

I love your style mountain man, you glow with horns like branches. Yum.

Anonymous said...

Is the mountain made of fudge? maybe you can use the mountain for sustanance.

Anonymous said...

i am looking for the ghost spirit of Neil Young's first alien love. I will prostate myself at its feet and keep myself high on sugar 24/7. there will be much hand shaking and skinny dipping.

Anonymous said...

oink oink

Anonymous said...

Sensitive, is that your poem? I like it. Especially the nude hand shaking part. I can relate.

The forest on the way to fudge mountain is brimming with googly eyes. I am dizzy and semi-satisfied. My fudge hankering is reaching its zenith.

Anonymous said...

hankerin for a hunk O cheeese! mash my tits in gravy and spill my idiot, i love after school Rock!

Anonymous said...

Wow. You sound like you have gas.

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