Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Fudge on the Mountaintop

There is a stash of fudge I am hankering to get my hands on at the top of a very tall mountain. It will take several days and top quality fortitude to make the journey to and from, yet I am sure it is worth it. I went to the head shop and bought myself a young tattooed hussy to make the journey with me. She will keep us well-supplied with mind-benders and tie-dye outfits (that's right, head to toe). From what I understand the fudge is well worth the effort - it is a balm of sorts that smoothes over blemishes of the mind and neglects of the soul, creating a warm, baby-in-the-tub sensation that I have been searching for since infancy. Even though my mother bathed me in an alligator-ridden swamp, still, this is the sensation I seek. My departure is imminent.

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I hope the fudge will be moist when you get there.

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is the fudge for eating or outside application only? are you bringing a wheelbarrow to bring it down with you or is part of the fun the trek to the top?

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I guess it is part of the fun to trek, scientist. But the fudge will prove healing through ingestion, from what I am told.

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please cram fudge between my toes

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OK! I will.

pack me said...

is it dark? if it is you can pack it in.

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Pack Me, I assume you mean the fudge? Yes it is very rich and dark. The sky is also dark. As are our futures. Dark, like fudge.

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I will use my hands to pack it in, instead of implements. I will not wear gloves either. It promises to be vaguely sexual. I hope you can handle this.

Jealous said...

I am jealous of Pack Me. MM I have a krush on you.

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pack me, are you related to pac man or his wife Ms. pac man? i do enjoy their respective games so much.

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MM, I'm tingling with anticipation. FairyB, I am only toes and covered with large openings, thanks for asking. I too loved pac man, he always felt like a distant cousin to me

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pdeelicious said...

Fudge...I WANT SOME. MM, did you go "down the shore" when you were small...looking for fudge?

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is sugar mountain close by?

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Pack Me, you sound like a wonder of nature and genetics. I can't wait to behold you. Sensitive Poet, you must be very sensitive to know that sugar mountain is close to fudge mountain. Please write me a poem.

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yes, spill poetry sensative

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I love your style mountain man, you glow with horns like branches. Yum.

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Is the mountain made of fudge? maybe you can use the mountain for sustanance.

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i am looking for the ghost spirit of Neil Young's first alien love. I will prostate myself at its feet and keep myself high on sugar 24/7. there will be much hand shaking and skinny dipping.

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oink oink

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Sensitive, is that your poem? I like it. Especially the nude hand shaking part. I can relate.

The forest on the way to fudge mountain is brimming with googly eyes. I am dizzy and semi-satisfied. My fudge hankering is reaching its zenith.

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