Thursday, July 07, 2005

The True Cave



Today I am leading myself by a leash into the true cave. There are many types of caves in each earth-strata - the cave I am entering today is the true sensory shut-out/enhancement cave. It is the cave of pagans and proto-assemblers. I will wear my light blue sweatsuit for this occasion (Fairy prefers lavender). On the front of this sweatsuit I have stenciled in glitter the word "MAMA" to let everyone know I have special needs. On the back is stenciled "HARM" so you will know I am also a miscreant with numb intentions. My crown will be imaginary and my transitions will be rough, as always. Please understand that this cave immersion is necessary to my research and gathering, it is necessary to my ebbing manhoods, my intestinal fortitude, my preparations of lack and luster. Worry and misapprehension will depart in favor of bridal appearances of woods, bogs and modulations.

Goon communion is good communion. This is my new aphorism.

21 comments:

Horny Beast said...

Yes MM. Special needs require special treatment in the form of lopping and bashing. Watch your back today. You may succumb to the bruising. You must toughen up.

X's for Eyes said...

Go down willingly this time, dont' fight.

glass half empty said...

I will follow you into the cave with jello and soft cheese.

mountain man said...

The jello sounds good but the cheese will give me stomach cramps. Do we eat it or just look at it?

Paraconditioner said...

I should like to come too. I will wear stocking feet and tip-toe lightly into the cave. I will demand things of myself through jaunty hand movements, you will not notice me in the shadows. I will conduct.

Diamond Eyes Bokanski said...

I am small and lacking in good movement skills. Someone must hold my hand to cross the street. I am a good mate, however. I would like to come too. I will bring mini-snacks.

mountain man said...

Thank you Diamond Eyes, I am a fan of mini-foods. Pack them tightly so we may all sample your goodies.

glass half empty said...

We will just look at the cheese then. The jello is green and purple with jack fruit and salami inside.

mountain man said...

Glass Half Empty that sounds delicious. Is it an aspic?

pebble said...

I assume that you can suspend other utopian foods in the jello, like tofurkey and mallomars.

Anonymous said...

delicious treats.

glass half emoty said...

Sort of like aspic, but not. You shall see. It will be delicious and you will feel better about everything.

glass half empty said...

Hey pebble--tofurkey is a no-no.

Corny said...

I'd come too, but am afraid of the dark and places that are dark. I could set myself on fire to illuminate but then there's the Jello to think of. Perhaps you can install fluorescent lighting in this cave. And hand rails.

mountain man said...

Corny, I will install them at once. Long tubes of fluorescent lights will echo the tubular shape of the mini hot dog. Hand rails will also be hollow and tubular. We can send messages down the rails to those who are in the lower rungs.

Diamond Eyes Bokanski said...

Don't be afraid Corny. You can hold my tiny hand. My lumpen torso is lit from within and will be your lantern (albeit at knee level).

sloth said...

Pneumonic-tube handrails... brilliant, MM! Patent it at once!

sloth said...

Doesn't Fairy Butler glow in the dark? This talent would make for a good cave-guide quality.

Sushi Blameful said...

Many interesting hole, Mountain. Much sun inground, best inside. The dark bring luck. You have many adoring, many decent. Appreciative.

fairy butler said...

sloth, I glow in the dark only on the full moon and if I have consumed copious amounts of jesus juice from my space bag. but glow i do. I am happy to shine the way to facilitate soul spelunking, etc.

fairy butler said...

Hi MM! I am ready to put on the lavender sweats and pull out my jazzercize vcr tapes. the bell is tolling.