Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Birdworks

I am digging with trowels and shovels into the dirts to make way for replicas of prehistoric birds. I want a zig-zag pile-up of stone dino-birds in witchcraft type formations. Ham Paw is helping me, he is conjuring from the clouds - they open like curtains to allow the airdropping of several stone birds (watch out!). After the correct formation is achieved, the chicken nuggets and fingers will be scattered over the birds as a sort of symbolic, cyborgian collision of old and new. We will not be allowed to eat any of these fingers/nuggets (Ham will not want to but I will have a hard time not aching for them). The we will mill about amidst the lumps and rows, wondering about the future and past simultaneously, and consecrate the event with sips from the wineskin. The true purpose of this ritual remains opaque.

51 comments:

Semi Dead said...

This birdwork idea cuts to my guts. Yes to birdworking, I am already halfway in the soil, ready to receive the breading and the stone. It is multi.

ham paw said...

this cyborgian collision is a portion control network. one must unite the beginning and ending of the self into the united whole of the body of ZOG. The borg is the model for the joining of self and other. the deification of the self is the purpose of this pile.

mountain man said...

Dear Ham I hope you have checked your yahoos.

ham paw said...

No problem MM, But aren't you voyaging on Friday?

mountain man said...

No Ham, we are voyaging Sat. morning instead. Early. To be in synch as they say.

mountain man said...

Because that was the time of HP and Damian's departure. We are off to discover moon rocks.

ham paw said...

were you considering a caravan of goons? The moon rocks are speaking to me in whispers of dusty movement.

PD said...

There is nothing I like more than bird droppings sprinkled on fried meats. This is a delicacy not to be missed. Ham Paw is practising great restraint.

I wish I could voyage this weekend...but I will be stuck in the relic shack.

mountain man said...

Yes to caravan consisting of two units of movement. Many forms of motility and discovery will happen over the course of study.

mountain man said...

Hi PD! G'morn to you charmed serpent.

Dan said...

This blog is F'd up...I linked it to my blog. sacredzombie.blogspot.com

PD said...

G'day MM. I am hampered by the ominousity of the sky and what-not.

ham paw said...

PD! good morning to you!

The depths of my bowels churn with the fried meats. there is wrath from within

postmoderndebunker said...

What up Ham? My bowels are none too pretty this morn. I am of the mindset that bombarding them with fried meats eventually leads to immunization of the intestines...and what-not.

krixfort said...

I must find the road back soon people. Please have instestinal bothering fried meat buffet ready for me when I return. I must reintegrate before I disintegrate. That is all.

ham paw said...

Also the grease slick. I have worked within the confines of the slick. It is unpredictable at times.

ham paw said...

Krix! I await your sweet return! The fried goods platter will be ready and waiting for you.

mountain man said...

I miss you Krix. The blog world is bruised without you. I too have a bruising in my tract. I am succumbing to its bandwidths. The insects are crawling around and eating what I ate yesterday. It hurts.

mountain man said...

Meats are the friend and the enemy.

krixfort said...

my bowles await return.

krixfort said...

Scurvy pirates were the topic of discussion yesterday. Today we discuss the search for Yeti, via children's song stylings.

YetiYetiYetiYetiYetiYetiYetiYeti.

postmoderndebunker said...

Come back soon Krix. I will refrain from fried meats until you arrive.

fairy butler said...

Do the dino-birds get covered up with soil or are they just sort of laying around in holes covered with tube meats? I wish I could grow a hotdog tree.

fairy butler said...

I also wish I had a borg switch which would be activated on entering the beige. I could make love to my computer this way at my desk. It would be a worthy way to pass the time. I am filling my space bag with farts this morning. Only little sips are released bit by bit. No one is the wiser and I am thankfully left alone to romance the viewSonic.

postmoderndebunker said...

Are you perpetrating the rapes on your PC, FB?

fairy butler said...

I am not raping, I am communing in a bodily fashion, PD. Borgian in nature.

ham paw said...

the borg is within as is the hotdog.

fairy butler said...

it is getting hot in here.

ham paw said...

freezing in here. Airconditioning the soul into numb systemic shutdown. What about a mini desk fan, FB?

fairy butler said...

maybe one that I can attach to my collar? no, really it's because I've been doing the love hustle with my pc.

hey, I just posted this thing about an interactive drawing website thing that I saw on anaba. wanna draw with me?

fairy butler said...

there are many bozos on it unfortuately.

ham paw said...
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ham paw said...

Ham "no... I do like you. What are you talking about?"

Tuber: "I can feel it. You don't like me."

ham paw said...

Ham: "are you crazy?"

Tuber: "I am not crazy. I know I am not one of your favorites."

fairy butler said...

oh my. that is just retarded. retarded. this tuber one has a real mental deficit.

fairy butler said...

or spidey sense.

ham paw said...

She wants me to react. I refuse. I just went to the water ice stand and picked her up a an icy. Then she spilt it under my desk chair and refused to clean up. the tuber is bored I guess. Lookin for a fight with the paw.

ham paw said...

Paw is watcher and not actor.

fairy butler said...

punish her with your mind. she is tortured already, surely. I am drawing with japanese people right now.

ham paw said...

Today she told me that her crotch hadn't seen any light in years.

fairy butler said...

what? no. no. no. you are right. she is a tuber. she lives underground. in the dirt. no light. worms.

krixfort said...

HP, there is only so much torture one can take. Please stake tuber in the heart this instant. No one should talk about light years in the workplace.

krixfort said...

MM, I would like to propose that the bones of small children are added to the formation. Please let me know if this is acceptable.

krixfort said...

if tuber has a heart that is. I am in doubt. Perhaps a scurvy heart.

ham paw said...

There is lots of hard slapping for emphasis and yelling and walking around and around the desks asking for bites of food.

ham paw said...

I will puncture soon. It will be messy I think.

ham paw said...

how is the drawing going FB?

Semi Dead said...

Ham Paw that was a very amusing exchange, even if it was uncomfortable for you. I would like to see it acted out in a play or animated in a cartoon. Funny.

wala said...

the dinobirdies, can i touch them? mosquitos, are they a kind of bird too? i try to bite them before they bite me, but the true purpose of this ritual remains opaque, as well.

mountain man said...

You must rub the dinobirds, Monster. Rub rub rub, all the way to understanding.

Fried Farts said...

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