Monday, July 04, 2005

The Time of the Pigs

The time of the pigs is now. The pigs hop on all fours and are coming to you, down the streets and into the doors of your homes. They can hop up steps too, don't think they can't. These pigs are blind, they hone in on details through sonar. They have "amore" on their minds, so please be aware of that and take the necessary precautions (or not). This is the Independence Day Pig Notification Assembly. Please note that you have been warned so any complaints of messing or fouling will be ignored by the greater good from here on out. Good luck with pig removal and/or welcoming strategies. It depends what type of person you are.

Happy Drunken Pig Day.

Love,

MM

9 comments:

Sheep Protector said...

I am tired of protecting Sheep. I am eager to switch to Pigs. Today is my day of luck and switching. Here Piggies.

Peg Leg said...

I like pigs. But they often chew needlessly on my peg. I whip them in that case. I have special pig whips for this purpose, made of pig hide to taunt them.

Anonymous said...

SsssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeEEEEEE.
Here piggie pig. On your back knees, you mucky little piggy. Open your snout for you new chow mix. Purina Piggy Chow. Do you know what hogtied means?

gothra said...

I like swine.

randy said...

I like to wine and dine swine.

randy said...

They're so fine.

Bucket said...

Pigs of course are welcome in my home. Come to me my nasty pig-pigs/

Anonymous said...

I hate buckets, they never work properly. This is a scary and lackluster idea, pigs coming into your homes. I say NO.

wala said...

Pass the sugar, sugar.
Pass the bacon, pig.

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