The time of the pigs is now. The pigs hop on all fours and are coming to you, down the streets and into the doors of your homes. They can hop up steps too, don't think they can't. These pigs are blind, they hone in on details through sonar. They have "amore" on their minds, so please be aware of that and take the necessary precautions (or not). This is the Independence Day Pig Notification Assembly. Please note that you have been warned so any complaints of messing or fouling will be ignored by the greater good from here on out. Good luck with pig removal and/or welcoming strategies. It depends what type of person you are.
Happy Drunken Pig Day.