Oh kitty kitty your breasts are so in need of support structures. Oh kitty I can see you and your boots are tres mad at me, what have I done? Please help me redeem myself and reinforce you with toddler-love. I love you! Why so angry? Please teeter totter over here and have a snack of kissers. I want to help, I do. There is danger where there is plenitude, this cannot be helped. I send you pats and snugs through the ether. Please help me to help you kitty kitty.
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kitty makes me hungry. i would like to eat kitty. sashimi kitty. i must acquire kitty-sized chopsticks. where can i get some kitty, mm? does it require luck? if so, i will starve.
Kitty Sushi may require luck to obtain, you must ask Sushi Blameful for advice. Eating him would be fun, M. Spank, his little wiggly shaven body between 2 sticks...There will be no starving. If Kitty Sushi is not available I will make sure you receive a package of doughnuts via regular mail.
Monster spank should partake before Helene steals the meals.
Most blameful Kitty. No luck hair problem, many sad. Open mouth, open wide. Excellent affirmation, most sun. Devour.
hi MM! This is the haircut I've always wanted, and the breasts I've always wanted. Really, this lady has got it all. Please eat her. The competition is too stiff as it is.
We can't eat this kitty--it is too scrawny. It will not sustain me.
maybe the kitty wants to live. Ever thought of that? maybe the kitty wants some time off from the chaos of haircuts and fighting the good fight.
I would like freedom from haircuts--especially those of the bad variety.
me too. no more bad cutz.
Krix...do you over tip when someone gives you a bad cut? I do. It is awful.
i am in fear of hair cut - therefore have a straggly part-homeless look many days. I need more hair to hide behind.
Kitty is nicely waxed. It looks like she is wearing her furry winter boots. I want to rub her bareness.
Understanding the cuteness of this scrawny kitty is beyond this brains capacity. I am as usual, overwhelmed
He looks real messed up, this kid. Poor little scruff bag, don't he know his fur will grow back?
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