Thursday, July 28, 2005

Pooltime Surprises



This is the sport of choice to soothe the fractured souls of contemporary man and woman. Expressive as well as athletic, it requires heavy make-up for proper execution of stunts. Style is important. Life experience also comes into play, as well as emotion. High scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges. It is time to bear witness to the synchronous underwater gestures, the doubling in unison. It is time to study the violent wet ways of twin swimmers.

55 comments:

kristy corpus said...

i like this very much. We are behind them.

Corny said...

Wow, what a look! So dangerous, so haught couture, so moist and glistening. I will use red eye shadow, bind hair into sadisticly tight pony tail and cover body with glycerin. I need a clone.

mountain man said...

Yes, a clone! Or maybe if the ponytail is tight enough then the features become less recognizable and someone who is not your twin will look like your twin - same sparkly suit and eye shadow, same nose plugs. Illusion of clone may be good enough. We can all dress like this and go out with purposeful hand movements. A band of ecstatic, frightened, always- wet swimmers.

poetess janine said...

These girls are fearful of the beast that lurks beneath the waters.

Sammy No Hands said...

I would bet that stump handed people are underrepresented in this sport. I am going to change all that, I am a strong swimmer. I am ready to act out variety with my puffy stubs popping up out of the water. My mouth is very elastic and this would add to my emotional content. Fun!

Corny said...

Ok, I guess the Illusion of clone will be adequate. Pony tail will pull eyes to side of head like a fish, a new species will immerge and we will be their leaders... or no, there is no need for a leader, like ants, we will know what to do, communicating telepathically.

Corny said...

What Music do they flux to? I'm guesing Kraftwerk, Devo? Fischerspooner? John Cage? Charles Ives? Swedish Flute Music?

postmoderndebunker said...

No Corny, they are fluxing to Janet Jackson, I believe.

mountain man said...

Charles Ives...now that is a good idea. Corny must be the DJ.

krixfort said...

I am practicing the hand movements in my cell. They are liberating.

Janet Jackson said...

I am a very talented musical entity. Please use my music too.

mountain man said...

Yes Krix! The hand movements are the key to liberty and freedom for all. You may remove your pants now and put on the nose plugs.

krixfort said...

I will don noseplugs and earplugs and leave everything else to chance.

mountain man said...

Chance is ours for the having. Leaving everything to it is the only option. Krix wise.

sloth said...

Sloth is hypnotized by these water-sprites. They are sending strange commands to the brain-stem. Processing...

postmoderndebunker said...

I am looking to start a Pirates pool class. It makes sense.

Wishes said...

I wish to be like this. Golden moments transfixed under the ripply loveliness.

medulla oblongata said...

I will not let you forget to breathe, water sprites. I am there for you.

Cerebral cortex said...

Water sprites, you are overloading me with your emphatic movements. I am quickly becoming overwhelmed by sensory input. Please retreat to a meditation room and burn some nag champa.

ham paw said...

Chop chop chop dance. CHOP CHOP CUTTY CUTTY CHOP

limbic system said...

I am damaged goods.

cutty said...

Only a few may call me by this name. beware to those with tuna can in their wall.

krixfort said...

Hi HAMMY!!!!!!

ham paw said...

Hi Krixy!

ham paw said...

I have many chopping moves that would be less damaging to extrmities if practiced underwater and within the cortex of longing for limbic love.

cutty said...

what type of system hams? Is it a system of suspension and distribution of goods and lacking services?

ham paw said...

I can't tell. It is inside the frontal cortext but also in that little temporal lobe which is smaller on me than on most. this place is the seat of my soul and trouble.

ham paw said...

There was a woman I knew from the south. She was tiny in stature and rude in the end.

Broca's area said...

I am highly evolved in Ham Paw.

Gothra said...

I would like to commune with you, Broca's Area. Are you available for dinner sometime?

Clone said...

I am just like you. Except different. But not too different.

cutty said...

So hams, what about her?

ham paw said...

She rejected my appreciations and affection. I blubbered on and on with grateful whimpers. It was offensive.

sloth said...

Stomp her like an empty soda can.

lupis said...

man i love these broads in the photo! i feel like i should just give in and follow them.

krixfort said...

lupis, that sounds like a good idea.

Arms akimbo I say!

sloth said...

Ham Paw, is there a tiny driver sitting in the seat of your soul and trouble? Is there a window so we can peek in and wave?

ham paw said...

there is a tiny window. A pin prick. Every word is echoed, but that is for the best. I must hear them many times before comprehension occurs. Please come by and wave from on high. I would love the company. It is a john martin painting in here.

mountain man said...

hohohoho. fofofofofo. i losey my mindy. yes!!!! CRAZY TIME IS COMING NOW TO THE MOUNTAINOUS HOUSE!!!! I AM LIVING IN A BOMB SHELTER MADE OF SILLY PUTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zounds said...

This is unbelievable. The girls, the water, the times we live in. I am ready to succumb to the whiteness, give myself over to an amoral high. I cannot cope.

sloth said...

Crazy time = fun time, MM!

sloth said...

pee ess: You must get lots of funny papers to transfer onto the walls of your shelter. Silly Putty is a most excellent palimpsest.

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krixfort said...

Hi MM! I miss you!!! Hope you are having a chicklet extravaganza!

mountain man said...

Hi poopers.

pd said...

Hi MM! Glad to hear you are enjoying the nephew. I have come to terms with the fact I will never be an auntie.

Edward_ said...

High scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges.

Would those feelings include the sort of unbridled bone-chilling horror that comes with seeing rigor-mortis-ridden corpses pop up to the top of a public swimming pool eyes wide open?

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