Monday, June 13, 2005

My tea leaves

I listen closely to my intestines as these are my tea leaves. My spoils are my tarot. Tonight there is little rejoicing in my dank rivers and valleys of goo and gut. Today there is a swamp, a sign of the unbalanced.

There are dances required to attain balance and promiscuity in the sea lion and the human alike. One must attempt to act in parallel movements to the animal world. If a seal is unable to form the W, then you also must avoid this curvature. It is a vulgarity. The animal world is never so vulger as my anal construction site. therefore it is in my cards to form family structures, living and dining conditions similar to the sea lion. In spiritual terms, I am the nose of Michael Jackson.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is nasty. why don't you pull your intestines out? What is that about?

catt said...

this is satan's way of rewarding you for your illness.

mountain man said...

If you are Michael Jackson's nose I am jealous. How I long to be shrunken and receding, plastic and reticulated in this manner. You are obsessed with your poo and your anus, Ham Paw. Please think of your other regions too. What about pee? Why does that not interest you? What about the bulbous hanging genitalia that can happen in strange specimens? What about the pores and bumps? The anus is transcendent, to be sure, but it is not always the focus. I worry. You are a prisoner of your tush.

ham paw said...

there are other areas of interest, yes, but my colon is the most exciting part. Here it is. It must continue. It is in essence my brain stem. It is the core of my identity in that I feed it constantly, but it will not share it's plenty. or rather it shares for too long. it is a metaphore for my brain, which is equally derelict.

ham paw said...

I must stop. The colon is embarrased. It has been exposed. And yet, it will not stop its workings.

mountain man said...

Your tush is proud of its inner workings. You should not hide it. And yet, there are other places like the pelvis and throat that are suitable for focus and stretching exercises.

ham paw said...

the pelvis and throat are of interest but always subservient to powerful one. MUST NOT LOSE SIGHT OF COLON!!!