.From left to right, Phillipe, Charles, Bainbridge and Saphire. They are capable and at the ready. I conducted many interviews and found these four to be the most highly qualified for interspecies protectants and anti-detritus foundation practices.
BTW I conferred with PD tonight on many topics. She was supportive and provided me with reams and dossiers of information on everything I could use in my conductivity training seminar breechments. It was good. And may I add she had the look of the fabulous about her. Zig Zag! is what I thought when I beheld her. That is good.
Goodnight until the morning, when it will be goodmorning. I will not say this to you then.
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I like the tall one with the booby showing. Hot stuff. I want to caress him. Is he into bad touch?
I am jealous of their lithe manliness. I belive they all delight in bad touch, you can tell by their perky smiles.
I love these guys and their torn coverings!
pinch me! I am like a tiny pink fried egg.
I am available to do your bidding, Ham Paw. As soon as the others wake I will tell them of your requirements. Please consult us on all negative fabrications and/or machinations.
Yes Ham Paw. I am ready. Also I was thinking of stoning with snowdomes. I have a collection that I use as weapons when the circumstances warrant it.
Luigi and I are eating cheese danishes in his pantry. When we are finished I will release him to do his worst on any offending party. Luigi is allergic to lactose and gluten so these pastries are not the best for him. Don't mind him if he walks with a crouch and a limp due to stomach cramping. He may have foul smelling emissions as well.
i am adhering to some of you.
I do nota hava warm, how do you call it, emissions. I hava a super sharpa deli slicer. Thisa will fix him good.
I know of some hookers who need to be slain by the henchmen. I don't know if slaying is in their jopb description but surely they could come close? Close enough to prevent hookers from bothering any longer? yes? no?
Yes Krixfort. We will come close to slaying. In fact it will be better than slaying, I can promise you such. Talk to me about her proportions and the fabric of her hooker outfit. I have some ideas about programming and taser-focused lancing and burning.
These guys are as sexy as the day is loooooong!
This girly bunch of henchmen are not for real. We are the Henchman Squad whos headquarters is across the street from this Goon Squad and we happen to know our equipment and diagnostic capacities are more cutting edge and possess extra surges of power from wood sprites. Please. Saphire? He is too large for that little tiny booby. My booby is much more in proportion with the rest of me.
Maybe a Hench-off is in order?
Perhaps competitive, that is with an "i," Sprite Throwing and a Wormhole Obstacle Course.
Spectator, please excuse the spelling error, we were anxious to shout out our prowess and forgot to take the care we needed with letters. We are busy fortifying our sensors. We are more secretive than the lousy Goon Squad pictured above.
Do not pay any attention to these competitive tree-huggers. Their equipment is faulty and they do not take the risks necessary to accomplish the proper ratios of doom to fear. They maneuver with lackluster technique and have no "ins" with the sprites. This information is misinformation.
CHS,
I understand. Speed and Stealth are highly prized in competition, but accuracy wins the day, as does sexiness and yearning.
This fight could get sweaty!
These Henchmen are not sexy. They yearn for violence and vengeance, yet sex appeal is something they will never succeed in. CHS, I am afraid I will stick with my original henchmen. I have established trusting bonds with each one and happen to like their out of proportion boobies. Please stop soliciting my business.
I am glad you are so well protected Mountain Man. These are the times that try men's boobies.
Do your henchmen have any superpowers or special talents, besides henching?
It seems that henching is all they would need to focus on although I thought I saw Bainbridge bar-backing at Ned's.
Henching takes up most of their time. Yes Bainbridge barbacks at Ned's. He is a mole there, watching, waiting, just in case a perpetrator comes in to foul our fun.
Hello. I am from faraway. Do not fear me, I am not Dutch. I have jam smeared on me and a lazy attitude. I have come to say greetings and good day.
"barbacks"... or "barebacks?"
I like the drinks at Ned's. They all come with fancy multicolored sticks and straws.
What is there left in this world that is sane and wholesome? Things have changed so much since the days when all was moral and cigarettes only cost $1.00 a pack.
Pitoyard you are smelly, a Frenchman, in my estimation. Nicotine Inhaler I think you need to go screw yourself.
I already have screwed myself by starting this nasty habit that threatens to block my blood vessels. I'm sad. I'm doomed.
Chew me!
I tried the patch once, but it stuck to my fur.
Well you need to shave a spot so that the patch can transderm.
NI, is it true that you make for more smartness, or is that a myth?
'tis true, 'tis true.
I am smarter than the average intoxicant.
Sloth will try the transderm, then. Sloth is ready for a smart patch.
I will transmogrify your mind.
can I be a henchman? I am always looking for new undertakings.
You are not like Buffy. How dare you, you meat fisted one. Buffy is lithe.
Rock til you drop.
Ham Paw, you are a chronicler of days, a channeler of messages. Tell us again about the puzzles on the wall and the dead one.
Your principles are hogwash. Go away HP. YOu are a tool.
no chicken dancer no. Ham Paw is not a tool in the way you infer. He is a tool to help you attain higher knowledge and much wisdom.
what did you copy? Was it double sided? How about collated?
ham paw, you didn't use the stapler did you?
ham paw, meet me for a drink. I'll get you one with an umbrella.
I suppose that doesn't work with your holistic teachings though.
I want to talk about the cleansing.
oh Ham Paw. I forgot to give you the location. My mind. It's going.
What's the deal with these guys?
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