Saturday, May 28, 2005

Bash

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I have purchased a new product called Bash to help me with the suicide mechanism that fully prongs the rear cortex of my mind-party. I do not want to immerse in the downtrodden ways, I want to immerse in the porpoise of thigh, the desire of corpus-mangle-tangle that comes to me through sprites in the night.

16 comments:

PD said...

Oh MMM--Great product! It is all-purpose BASH, and I've used it to get rid of memories of loves gone wrong. And recently, I've used it to halt the grieving process.

ham paw said...

what is the source of the grief, PD? Perhaps there is a stretch tailored to this relief mechanism? Perhaps one may be tailored for your grieving heart. The hop scotch does not pertain I think

postmoderndebunker said...

No, I've tried the hop scotch and a fifth of scotch. I've tried Pirates, Yoda, and Skipping. But nothing has dulled the pain like BASH.

My grief is lifting. Remember Larry G.? I have no lovin' left.

Preston said...

I will provide the lovin' PD.

ham paw said...

Lemon enemas, yogurt hair dressings,
do you have a pet?

mountain man said...

Ham Paw I have prepared a yogurt tincture for you for later. The yogurt coats and soothes, I am working on a product line and logo for this tincture. I am thinking Yogo Sun is a good name.

Anonymous said...

the lemon enema could be called Clean Path..

Anonymous said...

the lemon enema could be called Clean Path..

Sushi Blameful said...

Much luck in this name, Yoga Sun.
It heals before use. Open path to heart without fear now.

mountain man said...

Sushi Sushi it is YOGO not YOGA you ridiculous cutie! How are you? I have missed thee.

mountain man said...

Yogo Sun, it clears your name. Is that a good slogan?

mountain man said...

Clean Path, it cleans your snoot.

Anonymous said...

no, it cleans your patoot..

mountain man said...

Who is Patoot? Is he Indian?

Meredith said...

Hi people of the world. I would like you to continue with this development of product lines. Keep going. I would like you to develop a line of orthotics as well.

krixfort said...

Hi Mountainy! I just wanted to say hi. I have a little bit of excess energy and am sending some toward you. Do not be afraid please. It is not harmful.

xoxox,
krixxxxxxx