I have a saw and whittler beneath my desk and I have been working on this sculpture all week. It is coming along nicely, I think. I hope you like it too. I am anticipating inclusion in an interesting group show very very soon.
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This is excruciatingly ugly MM. I thought you were better than this. Don't expect to be curated into a show anytime soon you dim bulb.
Righteous shiznit my goat man! Fabeebles loves fishing off the pier while I drink my 8'o'clock krunk. C'mon fishies - lets get this partee started and fan those gills. Ladies?
What an inventive use of shells. Your composition is stunning and approaches the avuncular. It is steeped in the push-pull history of modernistic idealism, with a nod toward the cosmological as well as the ontological.
How flattering my friends. Please do not forget the tautological epistemology of transcendent behavioralism. It is all there, it is all within my idea.
I can't express my love of the precarious sea turtle in words. How it carefully balances perfectly expresses the yin yang of daily life, yes, the "push-pull of modern ideliasm," and also has a certain joyful spirit free of the trappings of much modern sculpture. It does, however, look rather scratchy. don't let the kitten approach.
FB! Thanks for the rational warning again. Kittens, stay back from this tempting wood. I have been sanding it under my desk for so long. It cannot be scratched in any way.
This sculpture is channeling the funnel of reality into my eyes of twinkle. I am not superstitious, but I believe this animistic object has fetishistic powers for the modern age.
Let us krunk up this shizzy right and properlike. I have some juice and some fizzy, and some 100$ blunts. We'll wrap it like saran fishy, you & mes a match made for the heavens. It's booming like a spazzoid hitting planet earth. Let's us catch a maker and hit.
I am not an artist, per se, but a speaker of artistic truths. I did once spin a pot and glazed it with a fine cobalt sheen, but all in all I leave it up to the pros like yourself.
I am from a family of twelve. My favorite older sister's name is Speckle. I am the forgotten sister, the one who was stuffed in the closet to be forgotten. I have used this closeting as an opportunity to get a lot of work done and I look at it as a blessing. I love your sculpture MM. It is jugular.
Choose Me, you are one plucky persona. Modernista I am hoping you make to Ned's tonight. Perhaps with your blessing PD will participate in the soulful enema extractions. So very very necessary.
Yes, I will be there, absolutamo (french). PD is not wise to the ways of the enema. She is fearful due to many enemas at the age of 2. She is not so inestinally enlightened as I, so don't expect much. She does, however, have a flair with the stick.
PD and the Saga of My Whiffable Stick. That would be a great book. Perhaps there could be series. PD and the Look of the Tard. PD Goes to Ned's (Foolish Enema Aversion). PD and MM Mix Up the Piss.
I will talk to my agent about your book ideas, MM. Although PD is not the greatest of subjects. Don't tell her I said that. I do know she has mentioned the beauty of your stick before.
Hi, it is approaching wash time. Everyone ready for bubbles to coat and clean your foulness? Wash up, my friendly creatures. Open your mouths to receive the holistic consumptions and purge yourself of didaction.
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42 comments:
This is excruciatingly ugly MM. I thought you were better than this. Don't expect to be curated into a show anytime soon you dim bulb.
Righteous shiznit my goat man! Fabeebles loves fishing off the pier while I drink my 8'o'clock krunk. C'mon fishies - lets get this partee started and fan those gills. Ladies?
What an inventive use of shells. Your composition is stunning and approaches the avuncular. It is steeped in the push-pull history of modernistic idealism, with a nod toward the cosmological as well as the ontological.
How flattering my friends. Please do not forget the tautological epistemology of transcendent behavioralism. It is all there, it is all within my idea.
I can't express my love of the precarious sea turtle in words. How it carefully balances perfectly expresses the yin yang of daily life, yes, the "push-pull of modern ideliasm," and also has a certain joyful spirit free of the trappings of much modern sculpture. It does, however, look rather scratchy. don't let the kitten approach.
Fabeebles sounds fun. Fishy would like to get krunky and play with you. Meet you at the pier.
FB! Thanks for the rational warning again. Kittens, stay back from this tempting wood. I have been sanding it under my desk for so long. It cannot be scratched in any way.
I love the shells best. Really full of purity and universal themes.
This sculpture is channeling the funnel of reality into my eyes of twinkle. I am not superstitious, but I believe this animistic object has fetishistic powers for the modern age.
Let us krunk up this shizzy right and properlike. I have some juice and some fizzy, and some 100$ blunts. We'll wrap it like saran fishy, you & mes a match made for the heavens. It's booming like a spazzoid hitting planet earth. Let's us catch a maker and hit.
Fishy, are yous a ladee ore a gent?
I am a lady who wants to learn to smoke blunts.
Hey Fabeebles, I am a lady too. A lady who wants to play party by the sea.
I am deeply craving the smoky flavor of ham today. Ham. Yum.
Ham? Or the Paw of Ham?
..and did I mention the dynamism of the twisting rythyms? I must say, it is reaching toward the heavens and the havens of our inner traditions.
Brancusi once said "It is only when we soar, do we skirt the bore"
And you do that quite well Mr. Mountain.
Why thank you sassy modernista. You may call me Mr. Man or MM if you wish. Are you an artist, a manipulator of reality as well?
I am clogged today from the overfeeding that happened yesterday. There are meats festering in me.
That sounds rather gross Esophagus. We may not need to hear from you again.
I am not an artist, per se, but a speaker of artistic truths. I did once spin a pot and glazed it with a fine cobalt sheen, but all in all I leave it up to the pros like yourself.
I am from a family of twelve. My favorite older sister's name is Speckle. I am the forgotten sister, the one who was stuffed in the closet to be forgotten. I have used this closeting as an opportunity to get a lot of work done and I look at it as a blessing. I love your sculpture MM. It is jugular.
Esopho., have you thought of making a piece that reflects the strangulation of artists by our society??
okay, like Modern-what-EVER! what are you gabbing about anyway?? I mean really, like, what's it all about Alfie?
Choose Me, you are one plucky persona. Modernista I am hoping you make to Ned's tonight. Perhaps with your blessing PD will participate in the soulful enema extractions. So very very necessary.
Oh, hi Stacey. I heard you are keen on celebs. If you'd like to hang out a bit, maybe I can't show you what it is all about.
Stacey, please get back in bed. I want to resume my secret molestation of you.
I don't think you can Jude, you are handsome but unfit for consumption.
Hi Jude. Maybe you could show me a few things instead.
Yes, I will be there, absolutamo (french). PD is not wise to the ways of the enema. She is fearful due to many enemas at the age of 2. She is not so inestinally enlightened as I, so don't expect much. She does, however, have a flair with the stick.
I am the bastion of freedom and high mindedness.
I would Urine, but you sound like a most disgusting entity, when all I want is some titty.
Stan, just 'cauz you bought me a new halter and matching thong, does not mean I am yours.
PD and the Saga of My Whiffable Stick. That would be a great book. Perhaps there could be series. PD and the Look of the Tard. PD Goes to Ned's (Foolish Enema Aversion). PD and MM Mix Up the Piss.
I respect Stan and Stacey's unconventional love.
I will talk to my agent about your book ideas, MM. Although PD is not the greatest of subjects. Don't tell her I said that. I do know she has mentioned the beauty of your stick before.
I and my stick are blushing.
PD is ok!!! I love PD. She is a great and trainable subject. I ache to train her to heel more obediently.
Well, if your stick can soar....
...you'll attract a whore...
Hi, it is approaching wash time. Everyone ready for bubbles to coat and clean your foulness? Wash up, my friendly creatures. Open your mouths to receive the holistic consumptions and purge yourself of didaction.
Lewd Boy. Do you have brown hair? I think I met you last year.
I love consumption of all kinds
yes, I have poo-brown hair and green eyes with red polka dots.
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