Friday, April 15, 2005

Me Teaching PD to Heel

I am sorry to reveal your true identity, PD. But I had to show people what it really means to love.

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105 comments:

mountain man said...

I love PostModern Debunker. But she misbehaves too much. She needs to learn.

Modernista said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Haaaaaaaaaaa, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....you have won me over big time.

It's not Fair said...

Oh how cruel of you MM.

Anonymous said...

It's not fair, I can see your point, but it's still very amusing.

Modernista said...

Yes, my poor sis. I am sure she will get over it. After all, she is always misbehavin' and such.

Giggles said...

I can't stop giggling at my desk.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hey...I ain't misbehavin'!!! I've been locked in the trunk of your f******** car for the last three hours...beeeatch. Stop spreading your hateful, modernistic drivel around.

postmoderndebunker said...

And MM, couldn't you at least put the photo of me with the bonnet up? I mean, this one is just not the best. And you know I've been better since you started giving me Science Diet.

mountain man said...

PD, stop making excuses. You know your sister had to lock you in the car because you wouldn't stop biting her leg and beating your hopeless peg against the door. It was so irritating. Please don't take offense, you just need to do what you are told. It's really for your own good.

mountain man said...

Yes your fur is much softer now that we have switched dog food brands. And the bonnet does look quite fetching on you. But this is the raw truth of our love.

postmoderndebunker said...

I just pissed all over her leg...and her new Jimmy Chews!

mountain man said...

BAD PD!!! HEEL!!!

postmoderndebunker said...

Arggggggggggh, I mean, Grrrrrrrrrrr

I'll heel if you promise not to show sis your stick.

Modernista said...

Oh shit, you little mutt! These Chews cost me $800 dollars!

Cheech said...

Hey chick...don't make fun of the way I talk.

mountain man said...

I will wield my stick as I please PD. You know that. I promise to give you your Snausage treats that you love so much if you will just stop drooling and panting.

Squeeze Toy said...

Someone play with me.

postmoderndebunker said...

Okay, Okay, okay. Whew. I think Modernista is in the bathroom popping Valium.

mountain man said...

Valium? Gimme!

postmoderndebunker said...

But I can give you all the oxy and Jack you want MM. No need to get it from Modernista--no need to get any of "it" from her.

mountain man said...

ok PD. It's a subhuman deal.

krixfort said...

wow, MM. you must care a lot about PD to send her to obedience school. That's great. It is a testament to the bond that you share.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hi Krix. Do you really think he cares about me??

i love to MM--and I aint never been in love before.

Timmy said...

I am jealous of their bond. I will have to bite and scratch in response. How is your throat, Krixter?

postmoderndebunker said...

Timmy--watch out as I am not fully trained yet.

mountain man said...

I am heavy lidded and sleepy. Is it ok to nap at one's desk?

fairy butler said...

pd, i feel as riled up as you look in this photo. I trust that you agree flesh biting is the new way of life for all. There is so much foam piling up inside my throat I am gagging. I believe you must be let loose to perform duties of retaliation. MM, can PD be trained to only bite the correct individuals? My butler could ride side saddle perhaps?

mountain man said...

That is a good idea. To put PD to good use. I know some people (I hate referring to them as people) who could use a plenty rough biting.

PD said...

i am blogging tho I may get put down for it.
Fairy, I am willing to learn the evilness that people do..and to do it to evil people.

Shaky Lady said...

I will not allow you to be put down, although you are clearly shirking.

jesse's girl said...

I have just gotten my existential crisis on. I am internally lonely. there is no respite.

Bleet said...

Cheer up Jesse's girl. How bad can it be? You are wanted by 2 guys and one of them used to be real hot (Rick Springfield).

mountain man said...

Why don't you get high?

Frozen said...

I am chilled to the bone due to under-use. I am angry and lonely too.

Bleet said...

I'd love to get high with you MM. Let's do some goofballs and feel happier.

jesse's girl said...

I am high. Here is what I am taking

seroquel
wellbutrin
busbar
valium
depacote

Dogeater said...

I like this picture. I am interested in taking a bite.

mountain man said...

Bleet. Lets do it. I like many things. but mostly ups

Dogeater said...

I am taking zoloft, xanax, ultracet, soma, ambien and vicodin.

timmy said...

wow@! she has quite the cocktail. How do you walk?

Bleet said...

You have no foregone any of my conclusions have you? Are you excited about the upcoming partnering of yourself and Ham Paw tomorrow?

jesse's girl said...

It's tough to function. Sometimes I fall asleep at work. I feel floaty I guess, but also jittery and my jaw hurts.

mountain man said...

I can't wait to see my darling Ham of Paw.

mountain man said...

I am going to punch you in the stomach J's girl, so you forget about your jaw troubles.

mountain man said...

I feel floaty from having trained PD so furiously today. Now when I say HEEL!! She heels.

mountain man said...

I am super EXCITED!Old age is creepy though. I'm creeped out by myself.

mountain man said...

Where is my pawlet????

hammy pawlet. said...

I am preparing tinctures and cutlets.

Bleet said...

MM you are a young man, still. Don't fear the turning of leaves and the onslaught of reality.

hammy pawlet. said...

I have oils for anointing

mountain man said...

Oh HP!!!! Delight upon delight!!!!

mountain man said...

Tomorrow I will be renewed! I will be anointed with oil!

mountain man said...

I need it, as you know. I have many things I have been saving for you too.

hammy pawlet. said...

There are warming clothes for weary eyes. The celebration ceremony is long in duration. There is a fire.

ham paw said...

The fire is removes the dross of the heart. The supernatural burning of evils in the nail bed. The nails are subsequently pinked while the toenails are blackened from firey productions of the processions for enlightenment. Prepare tonight with abstaining.

ham paw said...

What are you saving? Are you saving your nail clippings as requested?

mountain man said...

Yes yes Ham Paw. I see you are channeling the oracular advancing.

mountain man said...

I have saved my nail clippings and stray hairs. I have ceased all manual explorations.

Bleet said...

I am very positive emotion-feeling about tomorrow for MM and Ham Paw. I anticipate mutual benefit and growth for others. The fire will unite oppositions and induce acoustic coupling.

ham paw said...

The nail bed is the scene of many foulnesses as the dirt of the earth is in contact without the cleansing sensations for the treatments. War is said to be the confluence of the nailbeds joining with the tongues of enemies becoming equal in the hateful exemptions of toerations oppositions. Once the nail beds are cleansed the fingers are restful yet malingering continues through the continuation of touching ones privacy in the acts of loneliness trainings. The celibates are purest only if their fingers and nails are restful in the laps of contentments.

mountain man said...

Mine are restful in the laps, Ham Paw. Everything is alterating.

PD said...

I am thinking of becoming celebate, Ham Paw, it's not too late to give up the stick, right?

Neck Meteor said...

Further refinements are in appearance from the acoustic ransacking in a gentle manner. Toes and nailbeds unite with tongues without malice.

ham paw said...

A ceremonial protection is induced through oils of lavender and tinctures without the cares of the worldly privacies. One must give over to the continents of Asia. This continent is moving and closerand the world drifts to join the nails. For this reason sanitations are conducted as scrapings and cuttings are collected. COntinue the work.

mountain man said...

PD!!! I am so sad. Please become celibate only for a few days, then come back to my lap with the restful toenails.

Anonymous said...

Are these the end times? Are you prophesying?

Agitated said...

I do not want to go on my appointed rounds. I want to hide from the rotund one.

ham paw said...

PD, your time is coming. krixfort is first at this time. She is readying herself with self love in the treatments to remove desirous thought process in conjunction to corn productions. There are food prohibitions. Grains are forbidden.PD, your time is coming. Step back to step forward.

ham paw said...

These times are ending.

mountain man said...

Ham Paw, I am barely there. I have removed my clothes at work again and am nude at my desk. I will tell people, I am wearing the clothes of my beliefs.

Sister Christian said...

We take a vow that does not allow stick whiffing or stick licking.

mountain man said...

I am ready to continue ending to witness the fires made of ice and gas. Moisture is exuding from my brain activity, gel is the residue of thought left behind.

throat said...

I am exacting a revenge upon krixfort that is harsh and firey. Who is this Ham of Paw. I think it is next in line.

PD said...

Not even whole grains? Okay, I will eat flesh only and wait for the hop scotch directive. Krix can learn along with me.

krixfort said...

hhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg
ow.

Neck Meteor said...

Throat, you are second in line to me. I have caused the necessity of soreness in Krixfort's basal region. She will re-emerge.

Modernista said...

PD is learning disabled--just look at her! She was born without an endoplasmic reticulum.

mountain man said...

Krixiebelle????? Krixter???? Please align yourself according to Paw made from Ham.

mountain man said...

Excellent! The air conditioner in here is cooling my parts! My chest hair is blowing. I am dusting off my belly button with my dust spray can. Its cool.

mountain man said...

Nor a fully functioning rectum!! But she sure is a sweetheart.

Neck Meteor said...

I am thrashing myself down the hallways to find the next chosen patty to collide with. Who is freshest?

PJ said...

rectum... Krixfort. What does yours look like?

mountain man said...

Please denigrate the licentious with pepper spray.

mountain man said...

Krixfort's rectum looks like a cookie.

ham paw said...

Krixfort is favored though the practice forbids.

PJ said...

What type of cookie?

krixfort said...

it looks like hhhhhggggg. ow. cough cough.

mountain man said...

krixy! are you okay?

krixfort said...

I am readying myself for annointment with oils. Even though I have had setbacks today, I am prepared for the future of my destiny and the hop scotch pattern.

mountain man said...

I thought it looked like a trefoil girl scout cookie when i saw it.

PJ said...

That sounds nice.

krixfort said...

I have given up whole grains and have only consumed flesh for days. Far be it from me to question things but I believe this has put me in a weakened state at the subatomic level. But I do not doubt the ministrations of Ham Paw. I will continue to follow orders and obey.

hammy pawlet. said...

I AM Jittery with happiness for your initiation MM!

krixfort said...

Trefoil cookie? I will have to take MMs word for it as I have yet to become as aquainted with it as he.

krixfort said...

I must take leave once again. I am being bedded in the hair of the goose and down, with soothing strains of piano playing softly in the background. It is for the resting. I will practice no self enhancements. I will be ready for tomorrow. I will drink the syrup that fights alertness and the loud expulsions that seem to explode from my chest. All will be as it was soon.

PD said...

Oh, oils are involved? Hmm, I am lubricant shy.

It's not fair said...

Hey, I'll tell you what's fair around here

corpuscle said...

do you have any grapes MM? I could use a grape.

Pet MD said...

this PD may have rabies...I need to give her a shot soon or she will infect you all.

Anonymous said...

PD! Shoot her!

PD said...

I took care of that joker. He won't be shooting anyone now. I am sick of people putting me down today, grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mountain man said...

I heart you PD.

PD said...

I heart you more, MM, with all of the intensity I can muster.

Modernista said...

Oh Pa-lease!

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