Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hideousness

One thing that happened was an embarrassment, a revealing of personal items in the most unfortunate situation of public, of onlookers. The devices stopped working and the insides protruded outward with lack of concern on the part of the large beast that insisted on revelation. The timing could not have been worse.

Now I am a bloated mess. Intestines unraveled AGAIN through belly button. No one to help me. No wizardry, no calm. Only anger. Only indecent status of body, not good enough to go out in the world.

Crumpling plastic. True anger to the core.

52 comments:

mountain man said...

I am concerned about people who are bathing in fire.

Gray said...

I am concerned too. They are dying, one after the next.

shitzu said...

Pull the intestines back in through a needle nosed plyer with plastic handles for sterility. It can be performed at home.

krixfort said...

I am not sure what to make of this MM. But I am a sympathetic listener.

diyiapper said...

did you crappa the pants mm?

mountain man said...

I know it was an opaque post. But I was all crusted up this morning. I am beginning to feel more like myself, less pulled out ina taffy situation. I used the pliers. It seems to have worked. The beast is not actually a beast. I just felt so abstract before. Maybe I did crap my pants.

krixfort said...

I am often grounded by logic and the abstract sometimes escapes me. It is the curse of my profession.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am trying not to be so abstract these days...it pleases Modernista too much. Sorry about the intestinal revelations--those are the worst. Careful not to spread unease.

Crux said...

Hey, where were you all last night. The whore shack was the best!

krixfort said...

I was at the couch nap shack.

postmoderndebunker said...

I was at the cozy bed shack.

mountain man said...

I was in a container of cozy shack pudding.

Bleet said...

MM your post is painful. It lacks focus and yet you were suffering and not capable of really describing it. We all suffer so much. We are not capable.

Preston said...

I was at the oral gratification shack.

mountain man said...

Preston, my friend Tiffany told me what you did at that shack. Apparently it was very tubular.

Dark Mission said...

I am furtive. Still lurking, but less so than yesterday. It is turning towards me.

Bernard said...

Yeah I wanna go to the shack too. Are there girls there? It sounds soothing.

Preston said...

Uh, Crux is the tube dude. I am oral-amoral.

mountain man said...

What I heard was that you made your performance on a tubular stick. It was very long but you navigated it with all kinds of verve and stuff.

mountain man said...

Verve is such a fun concept. Good for you!

Gummy said...

I was at the oral gratification shack too.

Toothy said...

So was I. I was unwelcome.

Preston said...

Oh yes MM--you are right about the stick routine. I learned that at my frat.

Toothy, you are to sharp to participate.

Modernista said...

I like a little tooth with my oral gratification. I like a little variety--you know?

Fashionista said...

I like teeth in general--they are in right now. the bigger the better. Teeth are the new black!

mountain man said...

Especially rotten teeth. Are in I mean. Preston, I'd like to probe deeper into your psyche. What would you like me to ask you?

Dingbat said...

I want everyone with the suffix -ista in their name to mash their faces into each other. Until it hurts.

jessica said...

teeth are the wave of the future.

mountain man said...

Performing sterility is always important. I am filing some papers into the wrong file on purpose. I am glowering at everyone. I am wearing an outfit that is flattering to my man pu**y.

jessica said...

why?

Hap said...

I can't do it anymore. I can't live.

Fragmented Head said...

You don't have to live, Hap. You can OD whenever you want to.

Modernista said...

Ow!

Fashionista said...

ooh, eeks, ahhh

Preston said...

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hapless said...

Come back to me Hap!! I love you!

mountain man said...

Preston, do you like sweet meats?

mountain man said...

Maybe I am froth instead of truly a person, truly with feelings. I am warm in the forehead. I crave burgers.

Hap said...

You are not really my owner, are you, Hapless?

Poison said...

Bad.

Preston said...

sweet meats are yummy, i think.

Hapless said...

No Hap, but doesn't our love mean anything to you? I can't live without you.

Jasper Janx said...

I thought sweet meats were pancreas. Or is that sweet breads. I am not sure!

PD said...

I am thinking of quitting my job at Hole Poo grocery store. There has to be a better life.

mountain man said...

Chow down PD. I have a doggie for you. Quit your job and come work for me for nothing. I will consign you.

PD said...

No MM. I want our relationship to be strictly based on mutual pleasure of the skin.

kimmy said...

eeww. you are gross!

Anonymous said...

There is a mound building on the floor in my kitchen. I don't dare stop the accumulation. Doomsaying.

Sylvia said...

I am being held against my will and coerced into saying inappropriate things. I am taking beatings.

James M. said...

I am so nervous. I am going to check my kitchen to see if there is a mound there as well. I feel it.

Randy said...

I am a pervert.

James M. said...

My saddle is bruised. I got swiped by a man wielding a hairbrush. It will hurt forever.