Monday, March 21, 2005

Shazam

I spent my day sliding all around on a magic red slider. I am very very tired. But excited about the promise of the coming days. The coming days promise food, liquor, dementia, and nail polish remover sniffing. They promise widening pores. Crooked smiles at strangers. Menace. Insolence.

Talk to you later,

MM

15 comments:

Urine Trickle said...

I have never heard of what you refer to in this post. What is this "slider" that you mention? Curious.

Jed said...

Fart fart fart. That is what I am revealing to my roommates tonight. I ate beans and rice for dinner. I am succumbing to the putrid-smelling brand of gas.

Peg said...

Hi, my name is Peg. I am a widow. I don't have a blog yet, I've been thinking about it for some time but honestly I am afraid to write about my feelings and I don't want to be one of those blogs that talk about dumb stuff that happens in my day. I like your blog because although sometimes it talks about dumb stuff that happens, it is weird. Like I think you must be a really weird guy, right? Anyway. I have never met anyone that even seems like you. Maybe you aren't like you in real life. I don't know. Maybe you are shy. I often think that shy people are the weirdest, that they have the most to hide. So maybe I will get inspired to make a blog!!! I hope so. I like that you post pictures. Sometimes I can't read everything you say. Or all the comments. So the pictures help give me something to do. Good thinking. Thanks! Wish me luck. I wish you luck. Although you seem to have a lot of bad days (which honestly I don't totally understand because well at least you have a job and someone to share your life with) you have a good sense of humor.

Love,

Peg

krixfort said...

Dementia, menace and insolence sound like a wonderful way to pass the time this week.

jizum said...

jed, you should top it off with some cabbage

buckle said...

ewww.

sick said...

i feel ill.

sick said...

i feel ill.

krixfort said...

MM, your jailers are way too demanding today.

mountain man said...

Krixfort, I swear to you it's blogger and not my jailers' fault this time. Every time I go to post a comment or a new post I get nothing. HATE!!! TEETH GNASHING!!!! THIS IS MY TRUE SELF AND IF I CANNOT EXPRESS IT I WILL TURN TO POO!!!!

krixfort said...

I am raising my fist in the air MM. I am cursing blogger for giving you so much grief today. BLOGGER YOU WILL RUE THE DAY I SWEAR IT!

Want a sandwich MM?

mountain man said...

yes please i would love a sandwich. would you like a pickle?

krixfort said...

you're so romantic, MM

GAS said...

Eywww.

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