Friday, March 18, 2005

HEY!!!

I saw some art. Here's what I thought: (note: not all comments will be art-related)

1. Group show at Bellwether - hey Alison Schulnik!! Great job. She made a kick ass painting of tall ships in a battle. Foamy waves. Crusty yellow explosions. Nice.

2. Jules DeBalincourt - Who knew??? I loved this show. I was prepared to merely like it, but I thought it was very much beyond delightful. Many jaunty men in suits around large tables. Natural disasters. Nude people in hotels. I like.

3. I ate some crust on a creme brulee and immediately had to have an explosive bathroom experience. That rotted. I think I am now out of the woods, however.

4. I met a friend named Stan. I will speak more of him later. He is a bit swollen, a little pink to begin with. I need to meditate on him more before I reveal his true nature.

9 comments:

candy d. said...

I wish that you would not say so much about your poo. It's sick. I think you should purchase a valve for your hole. then you could have control. There would be no unwanted explosions or vapors. Listen to me. I had one installed not too long ago. Before that I had to wear charcole panties and I sat on a charcole pillow at work. This was so annoying! You can get the help you need. Just take care of it MM!

tan said...

Who is Stan? I am highly intriqued. Does Stan have a gallery?

MC freaky deak said...

stan is the man with the master plan

tan said...

what's his plan?

tan said...

Does he like to party?

mountain man said...

Stan is swelling, I told you!!! Pink!!! Sometimes he itches. He is so nice. He lets you know how friendly he is. He can wink. He can salivate. He is the truth.

Hi said...

HI!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Street Fighter said...

You can't rock the body with out the body rock. I love all of you.

Forest said...

Don't leave the woods.