MOUNTAIN MAN!!!! I want you to listen carefully. Since Blogger is misbehaving I have had to magically break into your blog and send you this sincere and true message. Your toast tower is not 90's!!! It is painfully unique, like you. If you were good at your job, you would never be the kind of person who would sway this way and that, bind hussies, drink from a wineskin and pray to Zogg!!! YOU ARE TOO SPECIAL FOR THIS WORLD!!!! I am communing now with powerful art critics who are telling me that you are bound for greatness. Death would not be a good idea for you at this time. Think about the wild grasses. Think about french fries. Maybe you should get some.
I will be watching over you. Today is a difficult day, but I beseech you not to forget about your pan and scissors idea. IT WAS A VIOLENT AND GOOD IDEA. AS WAS THE GUM CHEWING. CHEW MORE GUM!!!! ATTA BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you ether man. I am trying to smile. The sweat is drying a little, but I am still afraid to stand up. My bum is damp.
I would like to extend an invitation to you to be in an upcoming movie I am making. I love a damp bum. You sound perfect.
Do you have any meds on you today? Sounds like you are tightly wound and being tortured. Where is your donkey?
I work on the same floor as you. I wanted to tell you how pretty you look today. I am sorry you are having a hard time.
I am feeling a little better now. My butt is not always damp, Porno director!! But I have always wanted to be in the movies. I have some special "features" that would impress you.
My heart is still beating hard, but my wish to be hit by a car is gone. This is progress.
I knew you would pull it together.
Can Beth and Tammy be in the movie too? That would be so hot. I am feeling better just thinking about that. Could we eat pie?
Yes you can all be in it and make pie. My idea was that I treat you like dogs and train you. I feed you dog food and you have leashes. Then you scamper around like dogs and lick each other's bums.
I am upper-case Bob, not to be confused with lower-case bob. I have had my larynx mysteriously removed in the night. I AM SCARED.
i love eating pie, pie with vodka on top while she moans softly
I had my larynx removed too. Instead there are highlighters. I can't speak either.
i would soak the laranx in vodka till you could drink it down smooth
hey base, have we met before? i like vodka with my sweets too.
That vodka larynx idea sounds totally grody. I want to fix something inside your head.
Please try to fix my head. It is so broken.
ive just ben dranking, some ideas just come into my head !
base, what have you been drinking? nail polish remover?
mountain man maybe you just need good oral head and vodka to fixs your head
you sound like a tard. i worry for you. eat some walnuts. i am eating some, it is helping with my anxiety, paranoia and depression. nuts are good for the soul.
I like macadamia nuts.
MM, I hear turnips are good for dandruff. FYI.
I want to snorkel. I want to put on some snorkeling gear and go down beneath the floor and explore the creatures.
Thanks Terri, but turnips, although tasty, give me gas. That's no good at work. I have already messed things up enough today.
i like almonds.
my buyfriendsnuts get stinky in htee summer tuime
base, honey, that is really gnarly. you sound like a fool. no offense.
I like pine nuts best. This is a fun nut conversation.
i like Italian pine nut cookies, yummmmmmmmmmm
I like nut n' cheez balls.
i like my boydfriends cheexznuts
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