MOUNTAIN MAN!!!! I want you to listen carefully. Since Blogger is misbehaving I have had to magically break into your blog and send you this sincere and true message. Your toast tower is not 90's!!! It is painfully unique, like you. If you were good at your job, you would never be the kind of person who would sway this way and that, bind hussies, drink from a wineskin and pray to Zogg!!! YOU ARE TOO SPECIAL FOR THIS WORLD!!!! I am communing now with powerful art critics who are telling me that you are bound for greatness. Death would not be a good idea for you at this time. Think about the wild grasses. Think about french fries. Maybe you should get some.
I will be watching over you. Today is a difficult day, but I beseech you not to forget about your pan and scissors idea. IT WAS A VIOLENT AND GOOD IDEA. AS WAS THE GUM CHEWING. CHEW MORE GUM!!!! ATTA BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!