Beth is pushing me too far again. I've tied her up in the bathroom to ensure that she will no longer be a nuisance to me. Darn her and her tush. It is jumping out at me. I am running from it every day all day long. It is a torment. I am feeling that art is love. Her tush is so fiery agressive. What can I do but tie and bind and bite???? It is time to burn her with the candlewax. Not in a sexy way.
BETH YOU ARE DOOMED.