Wednesday, March 23, 2005
CIRCLE THE IDIOT
I just had a thought that is higher than all other thoughts and that is truly inspiring. I mentioned earlier my belief in ice skating but I left out the most inspiring moment in the history of ice. This moment occured when I was a mountain boy. I fell into an ice lake. I was dying when I saw an enormous ice creature grabbing me by the testicles. It really hurt, but it was at that moment that I became a man. I think I grew hair and muscles in that moment. I was never a boy again.