Wednesday, March 09, 2005

BEWARE IT'S COMING

This weekend. Many art fairs. The Armory. Greater NY. Mountain Man is mentally preparing himself. He has already started his self-improvement exercises. Mountain Man will breathe deeply and be curious to see other people's work. He will be interested and not as bitter as he could be. He may still bring scissors to the openings. He may still inappropriately install his work in front of other people's. He may bring hunks of wax for people to bite into as they endure the excruciating pain inflicted on them by a dull scissors bashing. He may even bring towels to clean up the mess. But still he will be a happy tall shaggy man. Good luck to all of you. Does anyone have any special plans that they would like to reveal?

6 comments:

Felicity said...

You are dangerous. Perhaps we must call the authorities. Does this constitute a general threat on the art populus? I will have to report you to blogger. Don't you dare delete this comment or I will have you mashed to bits.

mountain man said...

Felicity you c***. I want to zap you with my zap gun. Leave me alone. You are not an enforcer.

puddle said...

I plan to wet myself.

mountain man said...

puddle, for god's sake, i hope you will wear a diaper.

trash talker said...

listen up. i have been reading other people's blogs where they are getting really haughty about blog etiquette. i say let everything devolve into trash talking!!!!! screw high-mindedness!!!!!!! I HATE ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am very negative. i respect mountain man's newfound spirituality and positivity but i know he likes a good rant once in a while. don't you?

schnarfs said...

It sounds like we might have some mountain man performance art on our hands! And what a splendid location - - an art museum with avid artists and arts supporters!!!!