I am going to see some art today. I will try to have some real-time opinions that I can share with you. What fun!!! ART IN CHELSEA!!!! I am starting with the most positive attitude. I may need to have a fairly liquid toxic lunch in order to get through it (if you receive my meaning).
I promise not to berate anyone. I will be lovely and insightful.
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have great time Mountain Man. You deserve it!
I need to bite something today. Something beside my own hand. Any suggestions?
Bite your boss.
oh pinkeye. that is a great idea but my boss is not very tasty.
ciao man della montagna. Perchè siete blog rotto?
Spit.
To have a truly tolerable time of it, you should embark on a steady diet of hot fruit, blackberry schnapps, and ice chips.
Paradoxically, blackberry schnapps has a tendency to ratchet up the sensitivity of the "C*nt Alert" portion of the temporal lobe.
Thus, you will find everyone and everything vehemently distasteful, but you won't take it personally.
That's all anyone can ask for.
BOBO!!! Yay you are back. Thank you. I am administering a hot fruit pack to my head as we speak. Is that what you meant? I am slow, listless, off the mark, often, but my heart is in the right place.
Love,
MM
HEY KRIXFORT!!! What I would like is for you to bite my thumbs off. I have realized I have no need for them!!! I am happier in that knowledge.
present your thumbs MM and I will stand and deliver.
What about if I cut them off and send them to you via Fed Ex. You can bite on them when they arrive. I will have them packed on dry ice so they don't mold. I like you. I am still suffering from stomach explosions. Zogg help me. Hey, who is this Vivien character. I appreciate her, yet I am frightened of Christians.
I don't know this Vivian. She seems a little unstable which could be good or bad, depending on how you look at it.
I say good. When I meet an unstable and innapropriate person I want to sing a song. It makes me feel better. You may be wondering if I mean that I like it when someone is more unstable than I am. That is only partly true. I mostly just like it when people are bad. It's funny, right? It cheers MM.
yes it is MM. It most certainly is knee slappingly hysterical. I prefer freaks, mainly.
I'm going out for a birthday drink even though I'm so tired I could pass out on my first sip. I'm going to be 843.
I think I'm up for blackberry schnapps. Bobo is on to something important. I am going to explore the profundity of his/her suggestion.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! I am so glad that you are my playmate! I hope you find a fountain of schnaps! You deserve it! Cheers to you!
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