1. The movement of the clouds is controlled by the movement of my bowels.
2. I am a big liar. I did not get into Greater NY. But trust me I am going to the opening with my work and installing it there anyway.
3. I am looking into having my legs removed and replaced with goat legs. I am dying to be half goat!
4. After this operation is successfully completed, I will vests every day. Maybe a top hat. Always a timepiece on a chain in the vest pocket.
5. I love doughnuts.
6. It is ok to be rude.
7. Oats are hard on my stomach.