you seem much betterpinkerI am glad.You never described your insides...Matthew Ritchie has an archaic project and funny hair.Cecily Brown needs to spend more time with poo.Hernan Bas is gay in a good way Where are all the painters?
that link is greatzogg is great, zogg is goodI have been a lurker until that postI knew y'all would give it upthe chatting is a bit much but that made it all worth it.thanks by the way, pink eye,I think Hernan Bas is amazingtouch, scale, subject all in agreementthere is no need to be such a homophoberelax
dearest starchyou dumb tuberI said, "in a good way""gay in a good way"and what makes you think I might not be gaylurkers are creepsstand up for yourselfsoap box you inner sinner
starch, it's ok to be so judgmental about other people's fun. i would be too, if i were a pointless lurker (which i am on many blogs). but screw you this is the most fun i ever had. i love to chat with my friends both imaginary and real.love,a tender and chastened MM
pink eye,you seem very intelligent. have we met before on a grassy lawn? i believe you were staring at me with your good eye. more precisely you were staring at my incipient horns. i agree with you about cecily, hernan and matthew. what IS up with his hair? i thought he was an interesting artist at first, but then i looked more closely. what are all his synthetic networks about? what is he saying?"These epistemological meta-networks are conceptually at odds with the painted world in which they are suspended. There is a fluttery elusiveness to his paintings that belies the heady theories that generate them. "here is a quote from a brilliant review i read.thanks for posting, hope your eye gets better,love,MM
Mountain ManThose bugs musta whallpoed you.Too much time in the city.You need some fresh air.get out moreand starchstarch is outthough I love fritteseat more raw meatyou are light headed
that quote, true as it may be, caused a fiery pain in my groan! epistemological meta-networks? Help, I am growing a brown tail! is this what mr. ritchie is calling his artwork these days?
Cecily Brown has a very stong and rich fairy butler who wields an enchantment spell upon everyone who views her paintings. Not many know this.... but it explains much.mm, sorry to hear of your dietary traumas. can I recommend more goat's milk or, in a pinch, turtle's blood?
Mountain Manforgive me I am jumpy and nervousmy posts don't show up right away and I am impatient at timesI was up all night alsosympathetic illness a good friend needed help and I could not get to the poor dear, making me edgy and distraught.Unfortunately my eye is not healingno sauve no compress no ointment can penetrate the gooey film clouding my vision.The upside is that everything looks rosey and softlit. Too bad it is a disease and I will most likely be blind.Yeah, Ritchboy"The look of science"pseudo intelligenceI would like to see him in bedhe probably whimpers
dear fairy,i understand your aversion to this kind of arty jargon. mr. ritchie is not self-aware enough to have written it about himself. if you saw his hair, you would understand.cecily's fairy butler is phat and powerful. he must be murdered. any ideas? i know another painter who has a rich fairy butler, i referred to her in an earlier posting under a rhyming pseudonym - delizah-beth gooey. can you guess who i am talking about?
Yes!!!! make it stop. it's art burns!!These enchantment spells are so powerful... they get stronger by absorbing stupidity. The only thing which can dispel them is original thinking - in dangerously short supply. I have to speak to my fb about what can be done. It's just not right. They are like the zogg.
Jealous of my beauty talent and fortune? HA HA!
not. just tired of your paintings. You need knocking down. your presentation is off puting.
first offmay I say that it might not be opportune to impersonate the people we critique. I find it hard to believe the little hooey is here. If she were, it would be the perfect forum for her education. She need a new vocation. She is a stylist....no, not her paintings, if you wish to call those clunky suburban abominations paintings. It is her look. She should work in fashion. Daffy's needs a buyer and Filene's debasement is opening a new store. That expensive frosting she calls hair and her willingness (read need) to get on her knees will get her far
no it really is me! my fairy butler has eyes and ears in every realm. i have come to defend my honor. but, upon realizing i have none, i must make my shameful exit. pink eye, your words have struck a chord with me. i am very nervous. i must work harder on my trashy paintings.
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