Wednesday, February 23, 2005

These Are The Ones

I want to grow horns like these. Horns are fun.

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27 comments:

mountain man said...

I wish I could win a medal like him too.

dirty juanita said...

mmmmm horny

special class said...

i think i am not sure but i think you can get calcium injections in your forehead and grow horns that way. be careful they don't get too heavy, they can be hard on your neck and really weigh your head down.

lupus said...

HORNS MAKE ME SMELL POTATO SALAD

scurvy said...

horns seem impractical at best.

Sprinkles said...

Hey MM, when are you going to tell us about your tower of toast?

pan said...

Mountain Man
I have horns. They are surgical grade stainless screw type about 1 1/2" long. First you have someone capable (do not do this part yourself) tap your cranial plates. Then you can insert whatever type fits your tap. Be careful not to change the horns too often or the holes will never heal. And be sure to only use organic shampoos for the first 6 months or the edges of the holes with crack and blister.
have fun
Pan

mountain man said...

Pan we can always count on you for your specificity. How is Ginger?

stone said...

I was thinking that Matthew Barney, fabulous artist that he is, did not fully exploit clovendom and horniness. Fashion and self image are but two of the ways to enter the satyric. Maybe a more pranciful entry includes a nubby little tail and furry elbows? Why not sing?

steve said...

I have big heels

wheat said...

toast with horns

mountain man said...

I am deeply allergic to wheat.

rice said...

crackers with horns

mountain man said...

I love rice crackers.

pan said...

ginger is alright mountain man
she is recovering and happy
longing for and becoming Trixie
How's the head?
Did you try sex?
That always helps a hangover?

Lion king said...

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS.....WHERE IS TANISHA???? GIRL???????? WHERE YOU AT?????????

I'm gonna rough someone up if you don't come out.

wheat said...

who's trixie?

mountain man said...

Trixie is this total slut who skanks around sometimes. She is in love with Pan. It's hard not to like her because she has loose ways. I want to get with her but I don't think she wants me. I'll get her. I'll capture her with my mean hands and tie her to my pork hunks. I have many many hunks to tie many many hussies to. Get over here, Trixie.

Pam said...

My hands aren't real hands. I have flipper hands. It's awful. I have to get someone else to type for me.

pan said...

Trixie sounded nice

mountain man said...

she is nice. but she is also a fool.

lila said...

pan, i think i am in love with you.

bob said...

foolishness is better than respectability, no, mountain man?

pan said...

Don't know you lila; what are you like?
What do you like?

lila said...

i like you and everything about you. i have no tattoos or piercings (yet) but i think you are kind and gentle. i am velvety. i am wanting to understand the world better. i am amenable. i like horns too. i am hairless.

lila said...

i am breathy.

pan said...

I don't expect everyone to have piercings and tattoos. It is mainly a person's attitude that turns me on...and
I love breathy. Voice is so important to intimacy. How can meet?
You do know I am partnered with ginger. Just want to get that out in the open.