Wednesday, February 23, 2005

raisins.

I've eaten too many and now I have to stay in the men's room. You would be surprised how many guys don't wash their hands. They touch the doornob wtih their sticky poop laden hands sharing their crusts and herps.

I'm considering jumping out the window because guys are so grody and I hate being part of it. Just thinking about what comes out of me makes me wish I were dead. How does it work?

13 comments:

Butternut said...

I didn't know you suffered from herpes. You are the one with crap everywhere. Crap-tastic. Go ahead, keep shriveling. You are just like a raisin.

Doktor Wyrd said...

I get it, you have schizophrenia. It all makes sense now.

rimjob said...

normally you drink to much beer and have a burrito at 3:00 in the morning.

Sprinkles said...

nasty rimjob blows back into town.

rimjob said...

cheap sprinkleso make me constapated

Sprinkles said...

I am the fancy kind of sprinkles. Made with real sugar.

rimjob said...

good, i can't stand that neutra sweet krap. i brush my teeth with sugar crystals. i'm growing a crystal crown.

Lips Like Sugar said...

you must have an awful lot of cavities.

rimjob said...

i also have sugar kisses

Lips Like Sugar said...

Rimjob you are less retarded than I thought. But still, admit it, you have somewhat of a tard look to you. (No offense to tards)

rimjob said...

i shit tards and hide them in the lucky charms of children!

elfin magic pudding said...

that isn't nice rimjob. you may get planted with alien spores in the night. careful now. i have a very high voice.

rimjob said...

right puddin, i don't wan to make a mess with your pixie dust, or angel dust, what ever it is you are on.