Sex with animals

I love to have sex with furry donkeys. First I ride them, then I shoot them with a tranquilizer gun, then I enter them from behind. For me, it is a metaphor for entering an artwork. I like art so much, that I consider my like a form of penetration. For instance, in looking at paintings, I am convinced that there is always a locatable point of entry - the anus of the painting, if you will. I suppose it could be called a vagina as well, but anuses are more universal - they transcend gender. Don't you think? Try this out next time you look at a painting. I defy you not to locate its anus!!!!!