Thursday, February 10, 2005

Sex with animals

I love to have sex with furry donkeys. First I ride them, then I shoot them with a tranquilizer gun, then I enter them from behind. For me, it is a metaphor for entering an artwork. I like art so much, that I consider my like a form of penetration. For instance, in looking at paintings, I am convinced that there is always a locatable point of entry - the anus of the painting, if you will. I suppose it could be called a vagina as well, but anuses are more universal - they transcend gender. Don't you think? Try this out next time you look at a painting. I defy you not to locate its anus!!!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are disgusting! i am calling PETA and turning you in!

Anonymous said...

Come now. Mountain man is being metaphoric. He is trying to communicate in terms he can relate to. I am certain of this. Nobody in their right mind would have sex with a donkey. That only happens in the southwest anyway. mountain man is a new yorker.

Anonymous said...

U R one fucking sick bastard man!! u fuck donkeys i always knew artists were screwed up but come on!

mountain man said...

i love my pretty donkey and she loves me. please let us have our love in private. that's how it should be with pets.

Anonymous said...

HEY! im an artist but i don't do that crazy shit!!!!!!!