Girth, length, happiness. All in abundance. This is the means towards plentiful hussies. I have a few harpies as well for weekend retreats in the poconos. I really don't have to move much. My presence and application is what is important in my sexual endevors. I used to be ashamed before I started using it to my advantage. I am a very lazy man.
My teats are constantly engorged and they are truly leaky, all eight of them. Their milky softness provides a warm bed and nourishment to lazy men. I have had a special corset made to emphasize their abundance. It is velvety green and absorbant.
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27 comments:
Thanks for ruining my breakfast, dude.
That must have smelled horrible. Are you ok? Is that why you are headed to Mars?
i can barely look at this.
i feel baleful too. i might have to start drinking wine this morning before work.
the krixfort response team heartily endorses wine before work.
jump back on the pony
fight fire with flame
hair of the bitch and all
yeah drink up
f-ing head is pounding
vise grips of epilepsy
pain vomit slug
rats in the hard drive
you have a drinking problem
Randy you are all kinds of manly intense. What is with your vibe?
Krixfort maybe you and me should meet at a bar before work each day. I could use a partner in my descent into the earth.
pounding
I just threw up in my recycling bin again. i don't think anyone noticed. oops
Perhaps I should get my wine skin out from between my legs and rest it on my computer keyboard.
I thought they were supposed to take that off when you were a baby. Oh wait. . .
lol krixfort
I am fully man, nothing less. A hooded gentile
Disgusting
Are you a cloaked daggger or a picnic canopy? Please make mention of your girth, dear sir. Heft and staunch.
Like a hooded medieval monk? BTW, I think a bar near any major transpotation hub would work for me so I can slither away and commute to work.
try The Maiden Pony on 35th and 9th
stiff mead in a Renaissance setting
gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.
gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.
gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.
gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.
Excellent suggestion gwendoline. You and your leaking teats should join in the pre-work revelry.
Girth, length, happiness. All in abundance. This is the means towards plentiful hussies. I have a few harpies as well for weekend retreats in the poconos. I really don't have to move much. My presence and application is what is important in my sexual endevors. I used to be ashamed before I started using it to my advantage. I am a very lazy man.
My teats are constantly engorged and they are truly leaky, all eight of them. Their milky softness provides a warm bed and nourishment to lazy men. I have had a special corset made to emphasize their abundance. It is velvety green and absorbant.
you are a goat
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