Thursday, February 24, 2005

Ruh Roh

I woke up this morning and had to get this mess out of my computer. I feel doomful.

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27 comments:

Max said...

Thanks for ruining my breakfast, dude.

Concerned Friend said...

That must have smelled horrible. Are you ok? Is that why you are headed to Mars?

Tim said...

i can barely look at this.

mountain man said...

i feel baleful too. i might have to start drinking wine this morning before work.

krixfort said...

the krixfort response team heartily endorses wine before work.

randy said...

jump back on the pony
fight fire with flame
hair of the bitch and all

yeah drink up
f-ing head is pounding
vise grips of epilepsy
pain vomit slug

rats in the hard drive

rice said...

you have a drinking problem

mountain man said...

Randy you are all kinds of manly intense. What is with your vibe?

mountain man said...

Krixfort maybe you and me should meet at a bar before work each day. I could use a partner in my descent into the earth.

pain said...

pounding

mountain man said...

I just threw up in my recycling bin again. i don't think anyone noticed. oops

mountain man said...

Perhaps I should get my wine skin out from between my legs and rest it on my computer keyboard.

krixfort said...

I thought they were supposed to take that off when you were a baby. Oh wait. . .

timmy said...

lol krixfort

mountain man said...

I am fully man, nothing less. A hooded gentile

Anonymous said...

Disgusting

gwendoline said...

Are you a cloaked daggger or a picnic canopy? Please make mention of your girth, dear sir. Heft and staunch.

krixfort said...

Like a hooded medieval monk? BTW, I think a bar near any major transpotation hub would work for me so I can slither away and commute to work.

gwendoline said...

try The Maiden Pony on 35th and 9th
stiff mead in a Renaissance setting

mountain man said...

gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.

mountain man said...

gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.

mountain man said...

gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.

mountain man said...

gwendoline, i am not sure why, but you seem harmful. i bet you have leaky teats.

krixfort said...

Excellent suggestion gwendoline. You and your leaking teats should join in the pre-work revelry.

mountain man said...

Girth, length, happiness. All in abundance. This is the means towards plentiful hussies. I have a few harpies as well for weekend retreats in the poconos. I really don't have to move much. My presence and application is what is important in my sexual endevors. I used to be ashamed before I started using it to my advantage. I am a very lazy man.

gwendoline said...

My teats are constantly engorged and they are truly leaky, all eight of them. Their milky softness provides a warm bed and nourishment to lazy men. I have had a special corset made to emphasize their abundance. It is velvety green and absorbant.

steve said...

you are a goat