Thursday, February 17, 2005

Nudism

I really wished I worked in an all nude office. What I want to see is pale greyish skin, pimples, shaggy patches of hair, and puckered rolls of fat. I want to see hairy backs near the copier and flabby tushes.

What is wrong with nudeness?

I want to scratch.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

nudie nudie nudie loves poopy poopy poopy

scratching around in your own dung hole looking for a fine piece o' pork

xeorox a fart
sharpen your wad
pack it all in
and kick it with your hoof

you belong in a petting zoo

Mountain Man said...

Sadly, I know you are right.