Friday, February 04, 2005

Minimalists are chilly

They are alcoholics and they don't share. They are often vegetarian.
I date them always because they need my fatty meats. Consider this a shout-out!


Anonymous said...

i disagree about minimalists. most minimalists that i know only eat meat and no veg. they love to chew and lick oily meats. so you are wrong, mountain man!!!!!! minimalists may be alcoholics but they love to gnash pork and beef. you are so presumptuous. maybe you should date dogs and cats instead.

mountain man said...

Anonymous. How dare you!
I speak from mountains of experience. I consider myself the radiator to warm cold minimalist flesh. Anyway, Darn you.

MER said...

you are right.