Sunday, February 20, 2005

THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD

This is a shoutout to those who love devilish things. I am considering joining a satanic group because of my interest in teepees and wild grasses. The rituals take place in the woods and are very tribal. I will enlist my adoring hussies to build caves from red dirts. Then we will cover the caves with grasses. This is the location for my surgical team of doctors. Damian, are you interested in joining me for some man bonding?

9 comments:

Doctor Wyrd said...

If you are looking for a sacred doctor, I am interested in participating in neo-pagan rituals. I write my own poetry, grounded in ancient myth, and have all kinds of implements that I use both symbolically and on the body of whomever is willing. If you have a willing band of hussies, then we may be in business. Let me know and I will kontakt you.

mountain man said...

Thank you doctor wyrd. how long will my treatment last? It may take a while to build the caves. I have many hussies on hand. Don't worry. Do you like leather?

Damian said...

So it seems like I've been away forever when I see how your blogg has progressed. I spent this past eve at a recording of the chello trio TRIPLE THREE TWICE. Diamonda Gallas was there singing backup. There was a blood feast at midnight, lots of coke and i don't remember the rest.
I'm pleased by your interest in the Satanic MM. Please tread slowly though. Listen to how fucked up Pan sounds after all...

mountain man said...

No kidding, Damian, Pan is a freak out. But I admire how thoroughly he has submerged himself in this fetish lifestyle. Hey, why not? At least he is not a poser.

mountain man said...

Damian, that sounds like a fun night. Next time, will you let me know in advance? I would like to hang out with you. I am so passionate and I love long walks. I want desperately to live in a cave. My hussies will be trained with the help of Dr. Wyrd. We will wax them and teach them how to dig.

Damian said...

Yeah dude,
Lets hang out, do you really have some hussys we can wax?
Hey you inspired a song this weekend, check it out!

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mountain man said...

I LOVE your song. I am so excited that my dead twin brings inspiration. And yes, I have hussies galore to wax and bind. However, each time I refer to them as hussies on this blog (they know who they are) some of them get a little riled up. I have to make a lot of visits to their places to remind them who's boss. ME.

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