Sunday, February 20, 2005

The Dutch

I have a theory about the Dutch that needs some work. I believe they are a deviant people. Does anyone have any personal experience that they can share on this subject? I would appreciate it. I hate to generalize, but with the Dutch, it's hard not to.

PS, Part of my theory involves the possibility that the Dutch are actually an alien race, like the Swedes. I know this is controversial but I think offending a few people is ok, especially if you have higher goals in mind, as I do.

12 comments:

Frank said...

You might be right. I just did a google search on "dutch" and "deviance" and I got 32,600 results. When I did a search on "dutch" and "aliens" i got 423,000. It's weird. That's a lot.

Art Star said...

Ok whatever! I am new to this blogging and I was looking for other art-related blogs. What are you? Is this for real? Don't bother going to my blog yet there's nothing there. You scare me.

yolanda said...

This is f*****. I am of dutch descent and I resent the prejudice. If you want to see deviant, check out pan. He's so SCREWED UP! That shit is nasty!!

mountain man said...

Yolanda, I knew my theory might be offensive but I meant it as a complement. If you were smarter you would understand. Pan is screwed up, but at least we can see he is passionate.

misty coffey said...

So let me see... if you are passionate you immune to judgements. Whatever, I heard that one in art school a few too many times.

Frank said...

Misty, what do you mean? Are you having a solo conversation in your head? I don't get your comment. What does art school have to do with the Dutch?

misty coffey said...

The dutch were great ARTISTS. Stop disparaging!!!

Frank said...

Misty, you have a persecution complex. Lighten up. Maybe you need to lose a few pounds. Get it?

Mike said...

This is a super weird blog. Everyone appears to be either angry or insane. What now?

Bobo said...

I was at the carnival eating a corn dog and a Dutchman came up to me and handed me a quarter. His fingers were greasy and he smelled like cabbage and feet.

mountain man said...

Which carnival, Bobo? I love carnivals. Dutchmen have quarters to spare.

Mike said...

This idea is piss poor.