I am concerned for myself these days. There have been several death threats and that, COUPLED WITH MY RELATIONSHIP WITH BEYONCE!!!, is creating an atmosphere of distrust and jealousy in my home. I had to lie a little.
Do you know where I am going with this? Now I am living with my Mom, my donkey is in an abandoned lot, and I'm worried about early-onset alzhiemers. And all because I'm protecting my balls.