Sunday, March 11, 2007

Lions on the Wind







The attitude and position of the lion is available to all yet there is no possibility that the lion will come into your temporal lobe and guide you towards the fruition of faith in man if you will not think of the jumping jack, anti-microbial spray, cost-reduction techniques and neutral pants suits. The lion is yours for free, long live the lion. Please call me if you need more advice. I am available 24-7 to share inspiring notions.

25 comments:

MM said...

I have a stomach bug today. Nonstop nausea pukes everything you can imagine. It sucks. It totally sucks. That's all. The lion has foresaken me.

sloth said...

sorry to hear it, mm!!! that completely, completely sux. there's definitely something going around... maybe i need to catch it to get rid of the winter flabs.

I like Lion #4 by Rebecca Postanowicz. He has interesting anatomy & he must have just gotten out of the shower on account of he has a big fluffy white towel behind him.

mountain man said...

I love when people say "on account of" it is one of my favorite sayings. Hi to you today. I hope you will enjoy your week off, do you have large plans, like taking a shower and using a towel?

peeds said...

Sorry to hear you got the up-chucks, MM. I have a bad case of the tireds. I miss you.

mountain man said...

I miss you too PD. I have been calling your studio guy but he no call back.

fairy butler said...

i hope you are able to keep the chucks out of the lion's ruff. Ugh. that sucks mm. i was sick in the tumtum yesterday and was forced to watch probably 8 hours of television and do nothing. the lion got me with beer sat. night. beer after beer. i was pretending to be a frat guy. dumb.

i love the second to last lion.

fairy butler said...

i love these lion paintings.

mountain man said...

FB they were secretly for you. Hi!

Frogs said...

I am the bastion of high quality. Subsistence is not only possible it is a lie. Moisture appears on your lap when you ask for sexual union with one and the other. Please call me.

Ken said...

I won't call you.

lilypad said...

I got your number and I don't got your number. Do you know what I mean? Both.

!JAMX! said...

recipe to feel the wind on your face and the tide between your toes

3 lion's hair (from rump)
2 cups simple syrup
3 kidney beans (symmetrical)
1 8oz can cream of mushroom soup
chopped italian flat leaf parsley
uric acid crystals (for flavor - add sparingly)

!jamx! said...

boil syrup, lions hairs and soup stirring mixture continually. freeze into cubes. dethaw cubes one at a time adding single kidney bean at one third points. set in sun. add parsley and urea.

fill pastry sleeve with mixture. squirt into the wind. drink droplets.

!jamx! said...

don't forget to breathe deeply and savor the smell.

mountain man said...

wowee !jamx! first of all who named you and second how did you get this lyrical? i am filling my sleeve of pastry now to !squirt! into the tremulous winds. wish me luck it is my first foray into the lion squeeze.

mountain man said...

Urea is filling mouth with unwelcome tannens. Tastes like dimes.

!jamx! said...

i am concerned. the mixture should tast like nickels, not dimes. careful. did you melt the cubes one by one.

you CANNOT rush.

dethaw said...

Theriouthly, this rethipe thounds fantathtic. Thanks.

F-ed said...

I know I'm unloveable. You don't have to tell me. I don't have much in my life, but take it it's yours. I don't have much in my life, but take it's yours.

I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside.

Anonymous said...

black is the mask of form that covers us all

The Capt'n said...

Lions on the Wind
Sandals in the Bin
Wind beneath my Wings

These are a Few of my Favorite Thingz

The Capt'n said...

Oi. Have I always been so retarded?

bgristly fangs said...

two things that are in my head
radio waves
acoustic coupling
and ultrasound

krixfort said...

MM, I saw your friend Lion King in Florence. I will show you the picture so you can verify identity. I was wondering why LK has been absent from comments for so long. Now I know.

hi to you! Who won the bowling?

mountain man said...

Hi Krix! We missed you last night. Hope you are having fun. We were all winners last night Krix. We were winners for eating grody beige and brown foods. It was super fun, next time I think we need to go to Brooklyn for bowling. Less hassle. Less dough.

LK is an international traveler. He has foresaken us for his wandering.