Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Knife Head





Just for fun someday there might be a knife or multiple knives that come into your head to wish you happy day. If this should happen just hope that the knife is inserted at just the right angle so death does not ensue. (If death is not something you wish for). You may experience brain damage but this should not be of concern if you are already a moderate drinker, I am supposing. There is a modern kind of flesh spackle that can be used to patch up the hole left by the knife. Expect that hair will not grow back in that particular patch. Good luck!

17 comments:

Amnesia said...

I have lost all my ideas. I don't even know if they were lost or stolen or accidentally or purposefully destroyed. They are just gone.

Pup Salesman said...

That does not concern me. I have pups for sale. Pups! On sale for 99 cents! Who wants to buy a brand new pup?

mountain man said...

If it is breasts you are selling I will take 3. However if the pups you refer to are in fact dogs then no, no thanks. No pups for me.

hellraiser's pin said...

the void feels good if you relax into it, what I'm saying is those empty pockets where the gummy secretions (you call them "ideas") used to collect must air out every so often...

Corny said...

just ask frogs, do you think his back is wet 24/7? I don't think so, dry spell's spell dells sprys to me.

Frogs said...

Listen Corny the point is yes the back does dry out from time to time and it's a good way for me to obtain free food.

The point of egress is becoming harder to find. I am looking for the loop of Jesus but it is lost to me.

peeds said...

Thanks for letting everyone know about my favorite way to cope with life. Sure, I practice the "knife-to-the-head" form of coping, but on occasion I like to utilize the "hammer-to-the-head" approach. As I don't like to say, it's all good.

mountain man said...

Peeds it so not all good what a relief that you don't like to say it.

The Capt'n said...

Just when I was at the depths of boredom with a light sprinkle of loneliness and depress-press, you come back into my life...with a knife to the head! An answer to my prayers. Hey people-don't ever try to think Jeebus don't intervene on behalf of the needy. Even though he does tend to say it's all good.

its all good said...

it is NOT

frontal lobe said...

hello knife, please detatch me from the other parts of the brain. I do not like their company. I am better off alone.

misanthrope said...

does the knife have to be sharp MM? I am just wondering. I have a couple which are quite dull. Will they do the trick?

mountain man said...

Take out the frontal lobe. Donate it to a cause of your choosing, good or not. Then yes, a dull knife will work, it justs takes longer and hurts more...but if you have some whiskey and a hunk of wax to bite into, maybe someone watching you to perform for, all of this and more can be endured for however long it takes.

mountain man said...

Hi Capt'n, I am pleased and eager to have you join in the rituals of self-harm. Self-harm for the sake of self-soothe. This is worthy in some circles.

Toy Tool Kit said...

From this point forward it can only get better. It gets better and better and you must believe me.

martin said...

that second one is like a magic trick i used to do. i forget how.

mountain man said...

Do it. Remember how. Show me how.