Thursday, October 19, 2006

Hey Hi +

Hi. Here is what has happened. My sausage has fallen out the window, the blackened areas gangrened fully and rotted off me so I am more healthy in a way and more in tune with words. There is a show up of work of MM's at Kevin Bruk Gallery in Miami. I am awaiting images to post here. There will be a group trek to Miami this weekend to see the show and wander about the beachy regions and get wrecked. I have high hopes to spend most of the time under an XXL beach cover-up with Mrs. Cub. What will happen underneath this cover is up to your imagination or if you want to pay us $5 perhaps we will show you. Let it be known that there are unwanted hairs that have not been removed as of right now. I will keep you informed of any changes in hair presence and/or appearance.

Forthcoming will be posts on two artists I recently discovered at the Tate Modern in London.

It is trying to come back. Frogs has politely asked to have his venue reinvigorated. I cannot say no to Frogs.

35 comments:

fairy butler said...

the xxl coverup sounds fun. I hope it is peach colored velour.

mountain man said...

It is peach and velour yes, with a confusing abstract print in puce, black and nude.

mountain man said...

You are so intuitive.

pablo said...

i want to reveal my monster bottom dread. can i come under the peach?

pablo said...

i am an artiste.

mountain man said...

Do you mean that your bottom is sprouting an unclean dreadlock? You are welcome under the cover up if this is true.

fairy butler said...

are you bringing your flask in a neoprene pink mesh holder? will you be wearing the fingerless gloves? remember - you are going to miami.

Frogs said...

I pushed my granny into a nightmarish pool of black tar last night. She yelped but I didn't assist her back upright and now I am not sure if she exists. Is this ok is what I want to know. And if not then let's pretend I didn't do it. Is that considered lying? If so I apologize again.

pablo said...

yes. although it would be incorrect to state my lock as unclean. it is full of nature's tiny miracles. and although i cannot comb i thoroughy rinse it in urine daily.

mountain man said...

FB these are good ideas. All I had planned so far in terms of outfits was to bring a variety of heavy duty tapes so I can tape up my thighs, belly and back. This is as far as I got.

mountain man said...

Pablo urine is misidentified as clean. It is actually toxic, especially if you are one who eats the pills.

fairy butler said...

tank tops with Xtreme armholes are popular mm. if you wore more spandex you could do without the tape.

Gastro Man said...

There seems to be an issue here of lack of proaction. Please emit your gases and leave immediately after. Beauty is not your strength, it is the power of the gases.

mountain man said...

Here you have reminded me of the unitard, FB. I am going shopping today to find one in fleshy pink, spandex, yes, with spray-on shine to enhance my bumps.

fairy butler said...

frogs can you summon tarpits? not too deep ones and not the one with granny in it?

fairy butler said...

miami is so fashionable mm. uh, miami vice ring a bell? unis are great layered.

MM said...

Layered and stained with sandwich greases. This is the look I am going to go for. I am going to go for it!

Corny said...

I've ordred 5 pounds of Wild Boar
meat, I'm strapping it over my celuloid with Saran Wrap. I'm glad you like meat grease on your uni-tard cause I'm also rocking a Fancy Feast brest plate which as we know is animal fat whipped into a kind of soufflet which is then spread across Mamas dirty pillows.

It's hard to explain, you'll see.

mountain man said...

Eager is what I am feeling to see this look you'll be rocking. I am going to smelt myself also.

krixfort said...

hey hi yourself. I am most anxious to hear about your Tate modern discoveries as I will be venturing on a transatlantic quest. I expect to live at the Tate while I am away. please tell me about the arts you saw.

pd said...

MM! Hooray for Frogs getting you to come back. Congrats on the show. I only wish I could be there with you (and certainly Mrs. Cub, but don't tell her I said that). Please have a little 36c press on my behalf. It is my dream to at least go to Miami to see the show at some point.
smooshes to you! Miss you like mad...

mountain man said...

Hey hi hey hi! Krix and PD! Smoosh!

observer of the perv said...

I love your 36cs MM. Don't tape them, okay?

MM said...

They are staying out to sway in the wind, I promise.

The Capt'n said...

Hi MM! It's very exciting when you make an appearance. Major congratulations to you on MyHammy. Tear it up down there. I hope it's a super fun party and artistically way satisfying.

USB said...

Dear MM:
Carefull on the sand - it gets everywhere...tape could be extremely attractive with a sandy coating - lots of texture, and resulting friction...
Climb up on a few palm trees nad see if ya can find a few coconuts...Have a great time in Miami...Love to U & UF. Post pics!!

pd said...

Good luck MM!!! Wish I could celebrate with you. xxooxoxoxoxox

fairy butler said...

me too peeds. me too

good luck mm!! and congrats on the show.

sloths said...

hi Ems! how was the ope? was it fun? TELL the slothy. also very important: what did you WEAR?

sloths said...

pee ess, pics plus any kind of V.R. or interpretive dance would also be appreciated.

lupis said...

yay MM! i miss you!

Craig said...

It is peach and velour yes, with a confusing abstract print in puce, black and nude.

krixfort said...

Hiya Mountainy! What's shakin'?

The Capt'n said...

Missin' you somethin' awful.

lupus said...

i miss this playground. i feel unstable, ungrounded and capable of murder with out artistic thoughts. please advise....