Friday, September 01, 2006

Windy Grasses



I am missing the grasses and trees and other green things from the wilds. I feel not human in the city, like an alien I guess you could say. I am going to send myself via regular mail four edible jelly novelties molded in the shape of pigs as a joke on the diffuse and shifting nature of meaning in contemporary life. I am aware that I may not understand this joke however the candies will taste nice.

Have a good weekend.

46 comments:

peeeeeeedeeeeee said...

MM, let's go to the country and have a boggle tournament. Uncle Fritz is gone and I am sure he won't mind. I will bring the smoked meats, of course.

Punched Head said...

PD please come with me away to the mental hospital in the country. It will be so much funnnnnnnnnnnnn.

pd said...

Certainly. I have the white coats and the meat-trunk. I will send the bus full of wheelchairs to your door. Corky will be driving, by the way.

MM said...

I have heard that Corky is an excellent driver.

pd said...

He's great and very cheap. Also does my laundry.

fairy butler said...

i could really go for an edible novelty pig jelly this morning mm. one that could open my third eye (not the one you are thinking of).

hi peeds. I am afraid of myself today.

pd said...

Do not fear the FB. She is a force for all that is good today.

MM said...

FB, your third eye, I know where it is, below your left ear, right? I am sending some novelties your way.

I scare myself every day at some point. Right now I would have to say I am more disgusted with myself than scared.

FB you are free. Let yourself feel the freeing winds.

krixfort said...

FB please do the wild pony dance in celebration of beigelessness.

MM said...

Good thinking Krix. FB if you act like the pony in you your confidence will soar.

fairy butler said...

the sicks will not permit the pony movements yet. but this is a good idea for later. i am not liking this clear thinking this morning.

fairy butler said...

mm, did you get the acid i sent you?

MM said...

FB I got something but I wasn't sure what it was so I put it in my mouth and now everything is interesting. Is that the acid effect?

fairy butler said...

are you seeing millions of brilliant colors? are the walls oozing? do you feel like jumping off a rooftop to see if you can fly? if you answer yes to at least 2 of these questions, then yes. that is the acid-effect.

it is stronger if you administer it rectally though. that's what that other thing was for in the package.

fairy butler said...

don't eat all of the orange carnival foam peanuts at once.

fairy butler said...

circus peanuts. that's what I meant to say.

MM said...

I am making a slow cooking stew out of the carnival foams. It is so pretty to the eyes.

dubzy said...

HELLO!!!!! i'm bonkers.

MM said...

Dubz, I AM SO BONKERS TOO!!!!!! It is expressing itself in the strangest ways. In the most inappropriate forums. Oh well. There is a poisoning in the brain stem from environmental toxins. I am sure that is the cause.

fairy butler said...

i am still in pjs doing nothing but nothing. bonkers? hell yes. i have to get it together so i can go out later. again.

deli-slicer said...

I am bonkers too!

MM said...

Deli Slicer I love you.

dubzy said...

what about me mm? any love for me? i need it.

MM said...

Dubz, the love is flowing forth from my freshly vacated bowels. You are dead sexy. I wish we were out getting wrecked. Instead I am home with a pile of dishes to do from last night and working on a drawing and watching Drop Dead Fred. Why I do not know. Hi Dubz. Kudos to you.

USB said...

Dear MM:
Dishes done? US and i just got back from running up my plastic at Homo Depot..My favorite spot to drop serious cash..got a truckload of trims, and trims and more of the same. US added to the pile by draggin up a door he foud on sale...Getting ready to tart up the old place. Bank account is hemmoraging dollars...But what else am I going to with credit?
Plastic surgery?
Love to UF... did he get the birthday bumps?

dubz said...

hi emz. i am drunk. i just typed drunk three times before i spelled it right. hiccips. things are effed up in dubhz's sorlrod. fuck. dubz's world is wahti meant. carpper.s

hams said...

I'm sobbing right now.

hams said...

Because they captured me.

MM said...

Hams I wish I could kidnap you back.

pd said...

I love you too MM and Dubzy and my sweet Hams of the paw. I did not have enough to drink tonight. But I just got home and am eating really good cake. I am telling you this because Dubz wants to know.

pd said...

wait, hams, did you end up going? Oh no.

dubz said...

yes pd. cake. i'm glad. i skipped gym and ate bad things. hammy, please send word that you are okay. i am worried.

pd said...

C'mear Dubz and I will give you a few exercises, while eating cake.

dubz said...

cake-cizes. me likey.

pd said...

You burn more calories during calorie consumption...thus the cake-cises.

dubz said...

it's all relative. pass the cake.

pd said...

I am smashing it in your face, with affection.

dubz said...

i like the smashing. please rub some on my bum.

pd said...

Icing on bum now.

Corny said...

Hi Why is the atmosphere so weepy?
Heres a poem:

There once was a handsome green frog
who resided inside an old log.
He had cut two small vents
in the log for defense
but the stork used, as cover, the fog.

And he swallowed the frog in the buff
though just one frog was never enough
for a frog in a log
who can't see in the fog
daily life can be utterly tough.

dubzy said...

i like that poem.
i also like ernesto. he's groovy.

The Capt'n said...

OOOH, I wısh all of the peaples could be gettıng wrecked together.

xoxoxoxoxo

sloth said...

Hello ems, this post is such a coincidence because I am full of jelly today! Not kidding. everything has liquefacted & is migrating down to the knee/foot region. Will you be a fugitive with me? I am feeling fugit.

krixfort said...

Dear M&M,
please report to your blog immediately.

that is all.
krixfort

deli-slicer said...

hi sweet mm.

The Capt'n said...

How funny. Today I am windy asses. I feel real bad for the Mrs, gree c, and sheldon my cat, who all have to live with me today.