Happy Birthday, Fritz. We miss you in the locker room.
I'll beat you up real good for your b-day, Fritzy.
looks like UF is getting some serious pussy for his birthday.
I cleaned up your litter box all purdy today Fritzy! have an excellent b-day. Virgos rule!peace out.
Happy birthday to you UF!
I am trying to figure out what to make for UF's birthday dinner. What shall it be. Worms and pineapple on a bed of salycilic acid?
newts and old underwear with bile over mixed greens?
much lurve to Fritzy! MM, you should make him wear his birthday suit all day. For dinner, 9 lives.
Those are good suggestions, but I think it should be more unusual. Like tofurky pot-pie.
Hot tofurky jerky.
Dubz at first I thought you wrote "new and old underwear" which I think is as good as newts.
tofurky pudding perhaps
sorry emz, that's what i meant: new and old banana hammocks. for variety. the old ones have shit stains. but everything can't have shit stains, can it? is there something that isn't brown?
diarrhea is sometimes a rainbow of goodness.
stop this brown fixation, dubz. you have once again soiled yourself in front of everyone.
There is nothing that is not brown, whether brown on the outside or brown in the spirit.
Hams I ache to apportion the pudding on your mischief to enhance it. Make it whatever flavor you like, I have a magic pudding machine that follows my orders. Please place your order now.
Inside myself I am a frigate today. Always a different kind of vessel. Except the recurrence of rowboats is one thing I can't control. Sometimes for many days I am a rowboat.
What is there to hate today. Please someone give me a list. I don't mind taking over the hate responsibilities for anyone, young and old.
1. Uggs2. The sound of the cleaning lady vacuuming3. Kellli
Kelli or Kellli?
Uh, it depends. I am trying not to get sued, here.
Too late. You are now on my other list.
Who is on what list, where is the list, I want to read the full list. I want to see naked pictures of someone with the initials KW. Help me get to them.
I think it is a booty call list of some sort.
hey frogs i have the list. it is tucked between my tea lights and i dare you to try to get it. wait - slower. the sickness is all around me.
richard simmons please light me up.
I am sending Richard to Uncle Fritz. He will be doing a striptease for him tonight.
It's dıfferent not havıng KW around to be annoyed wıth/entertaıned by anymore. Just thınkıng of the hate lıst, frogs.
Dumb questıon/just checkıng:UF ıs the Mr. ıs he not?gree c just saıd yeah. ok.Happy b-day UF. You are one lucky dog ıf for no other reason than because of the MM. But you seem pretty excellent on your own.
Capt'n!!!! I love seeing you on the blog and picturing you all the way in Turkey. xxx
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