Monday, June 12, 2006

New Outift

Vests which I plan to wear on alternating days (I will wear nothing underneath - try to calm down):


These party-style pants (FB I got you a pair in lavendar):



Tap shoes:



This necklace:



This hat:



These earrings:



Well, that's the end of my new outfit which I plan to wear frequently, especially to Chelsea on warm days. I am self-helping myself to learn tap dancing as part of the requirement of this look. I am already at level 3.

46 comments:

mountain man said...

My first stop today is the Museum of Sex. There is cereal in my beard. I will allow it to stay there indefinitely.

Note: I am full of zing.

Corny said...

Oh MM. The sweats/vest combo is good but Your just asking to be raped, begging really. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Also be careful at james Cohen gallery, I hear they shoot people that enter their sacred space wearing this outfit. They have a sign posted at the door but it's small.

Corny said...

food in beard, that really snazzes up an outfit. I have a grape nut in my lady mustasch.

randy said...

those aren't officially rapepants, MM, watch your nuggets.

mountain man said...

I will heed your warnings, chums. However, I must follow the shape of my tap-dance loving heart.

Corns, I also heart grape nuts.

fairy butler said...

this is super hot mm. super hot. I like how your are combining the sophisticated vest with the devil may care nonchalance of the sweats and the skillfull tapdancing. Level 4 already!

Hi corny! welcome back to the ether!

fairy butler said...

excuse me, "you're" - i do understand this basic grammar distinction.

mountain man said...

Hello FB!!!!!!!!!! Mucho floral arrangements to you!

pd said...

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the brilliance of the hot dog hat?

w.w. said...

hello! i love this look. will there be sox?

mountain man said...

I am always on the lookout for new sox, WW. If you find any that you think would enhance this look either formally or in terms of semiotics, let me know.

PD. The hat. I know. You may borrow it "whenever" as they say.

Scrunchee said...

Don't forget about me. You should be wearing at least one purple one of me. If not in your hairs or your beard, then in case of emergency, around your wrist. This is sculpture in the making. Go forth with knowledge of rightness in the classic sense.

Dutch Alien said...

The semiotix are reverberating all over me. Think of it: the Dutch love money. They are rabid fans of the tap dance. Hot dogs are anti-Dutch. Vests are against our nature. It is in perfect symmetry to the code of the ancient Dutch tribe.

banana clip said...

hey - - what about me?

Harm Dissipates said...

Good luck with your notions. Please don't forget to wear colorful pins and buttons on your vest. Or is that too stylish.

mountain man said...

Hey banana clip, I could use you to organize my back hairs.

The Capt'n said...

I can't see the earrings. Nonetheless, I now see why I'm in love with you. Just saying.

mountain man said...

Oh Capt'n, I was hoping you would like my choices. I would love to see your picks for special urban outfits. The earrings are sparkly dollar signs because I love money. Who doesn't? Why not admit it on your ears?

mountain man said...

Snaz, zing and verve are what I am ALL ABOUT today.

The Capt'n said...

GO GET 'EM, TIGER

dubz said...

tap tap. zing! can you zing in sweats? i would wear a rebel flag scrunchee and a sports bra.

dubz said...

i suppose if you hike the sweats up a little you can get more movement in the groin area.

fairy butler said...

you may want to consider one of these for a little added sparkle mm.

sloth said...

mm, I am especially loving the "nude" pantyhose with tap shoes look. they will transform your shapely legs into twin hot dogs, which will resonate with the headgear. but you'll need to scruch the sweats up above your knees for the full effect.

mountain man said...

I knew I could count on you fellows to spritz things up even more intensely. I am moving around on diagonals. It is good for my gut.

pd said...

You need to pick up more of the plaid that is in the hot dog hat. Maybe some plaid body painting on your cups? I am sure Corny will do that for you.

Speaking of hot dogs....it's lunch time.

Oscar said...

I am concerned that the hot dog hat will bounce too much when you are tap dancing, especially since you are a level 3 tapper. My advice is to use tons of bobby pins to avoid possible embarrassment. I hate to see a perfectly good hot dog hat tumbling to the ground.

Jimmy Dean said...

Mountain Man, I have a special pork pie hat that I am mailing to you special delivery. Please wear it with pride.

Misery on the Homefront said...

Status: red alert
Reason: mini U. Fritz foul-up
General Description: MM in bedroom, minding own business, wearing drawstring pants and no make-up, unshowered, taking nap. Door closed. Ruckus heard coming in front door, mini UF and 3 friends. Music gets turned on loud. Meanwhile this is not allowed as part of her punishment from last January's fuck up of leaving front door wide open. She does not call to check first to see if it's ok. Ruckus continues. Music gets louder. MM hears her giving directions to someone else. Several people are to descend upon apt. with no forewarning. The teen entourage is told to leave. MM very angry. This is no good.

w.w. said...

ooohh... this is bad. not cool. teen entourage should not have encroached on mm. x-tremely uncool.

MM said...

WW it was not cool at all. 700 sq ft for 3 people wears thin fast. I am trying to make the best of it but I cannot handle the lack of forethought. Just call to see if it's ok. Is not so hard. This is not a dorm, is the thing that doesn't seem to sink in. Year after year, there is no understanding that you must ask to have someone over. This is not a house. It is a small apartment. My closet is in the living room. I do not want to get dressed in front of strangers. I could have been prancing in the nude when they came. Burned their retinas with my fantastical anatomy.

w.w. said...

well, that's the real issue - how your rockin' anatomy mighta burned their retinae out. i can see this happening, and although it is sexy, i know that it's undeserved. calm, mm, calm. think of your happy place. it is larger than 700 sq ft and has no one under 21 in it, 4ever.

pd said...

Wow MM, she needs a little talkin to. You should be able to walk around nude 24-7, is what I say. I say take away her keys and make it so that she must call first before she comes home. I wouldn't be able to tolerate such inconsiderate behavior.

PS: you can always crash at my place

MM said...

3 more weeks of 19 yr. old. Counting down. PD I may take you up on that.

deli-slicer said...

No problem MM. We will stay up all night telling ghost stories and changing the settings on the slicer.

dubzzz said...

THREE WEEKS??!!! mm, i am feeling for you.

MM said...

6 weeks total. No fair. I am still alive, is all I can say. Sorry to complain but I must. I must vent about it. Please forgive me.

fairy butler said...

mm, this teen scenario is so out of control!! NO. Isn't there somewhere out of doors they can skulk around? I am sorry.

w.w. said...

SIX WEEKS??!!! that is OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Vapes said...

besides...19 is old enough to know better.

lambchop said...

MM. You don't know me and I don't know you. But you were in my dream last night and there was much fondling and kissing involved. Now I think I may be in love with you. What should I do? Please advise. xoxo

sloth said...

MM! This is too much. Even if you were still in the roommate stage of life, you wouldn't choose a 19-year-old, I am guessing. Possible suggestions for teen storage:

house-sitting gig
outward bound
Princess cruise
one-way cross-country bus ticket
a stake & long chain in PA
jail

I'll keep thinking about this & will update you with further suggestions.

fairy butler said...

sloth, i was thinking cage. punishment cage. one banana a day.

krixfort said...

labor camp is what I am thinking. for every hour of work the participant can increase their metrocard by one dollar.

grrrrr. MM. it's okay to ventriculate.

MM said...

Slothers I can ALWAYS count on you to come up with the best solutions. You are problem-solver extraordinaire. Could you work for the CIA or something, is what I wonder. I feel like they could use someone like you.

Thank you for your much needed support, all of you whoozeewhatzits in this trying time. What I would do without you is sit in a dumpster.

Lambchop, you are very seductive. Even if I do not know you I am still into you. How did I seem in your dream? Hairy? Size XXXXL? Do tell.

lambchop said...

MM, I am so thankful for your response. You were very tender in my dream and yes, very hairy as well. You were not XXXXL, however. You were a bit gaunt and I fed you oatmeal like a baby bird. Can we meet up for real sometime?