Saturday, April 29, 2006

Jello Replacement

Here are some things that can happen with jello:





My rainbow jello cake disappeared from yesterday. Melancholy ensues.

18 comments:

mountain man said...

My apologies. I fear I will have no content to provide until after the show opens and after I move my studio (2 days after show opens). Me have to write press release. Me having grad students to studio this afternoon. Must remember what work is about. Must replace lights in studio, have been working in sub-standard situation. Must return to hair cutters anonymous to have butcher job fixed. The hairs were butchered yesterday. Looking somewhat like a poodle. Not so great for MM.

Yes. The band-aid of humanity is coming onto my head space to affix itself to the savage wounds created within. There is a demonic lab that works night and day to create unnecessary problems and skirmishes, explosions and bubbling mishaps. There are test tubes, protective eyewear, giggling sounds.

Poodle said...

Haha I bet you look real funny.

pd said...

MM! You would make a sweet poodle! I am sure of this.

May I have Cool Whip on my jello?

sloth said...

mm, jello mold #3 is so fleshy and anal in appearance; it must be dealt with at once. Am contemplating the options...

sloth said...

1. suck out only the red cubes, fill gaps with preparation H, hope for shrinkage/diminishment

2. use as headgear at MM's opening (as a play on the word "opening.")

3. mail it to Bill Cosby

sloth said...

it is making me angry, mm. why?

martin said...

i want a welsh corgi to love me.

fairy butler said...

mm, please do not worry about the 'content-providing' at this juncture. the planets will se be re-aligned and all will be coming - a troupe of singing and marching rainbows holding baskets of jello cubes, soap on a rope, beernuts, etc. there will be corgis martin, welsh corgies who will wear small t-shirts that ask you to say no to bill cosby. can you dig it?

fairy butler said...

sorry about the poodle stylings mm... i bet it is better than you think. sometimes the hair has a kind of shocked phase after the cuts that goes away a day or two later. i hope.

Regi said...

MM, Dont forgot your exclusive ether friends (more then one) who dont get to go to your opening. what, where, how, why.....

Maybe I will make that cardboard cutout of myself. Anyone else want one?

krixfort said...

yes, MM. do not worry about the contents. it is time for the focusing. This demonic lab of which you speak, I know of it and have experienced the skirmishes created therein, especially at critical junctures involving paper writing. There is a pill you can take called focusin. I don't recommend it though. It narrows everything down to a single point. It's okay if you are a laser.

sushi Blameful said...

The sun is rising in my mind and thoughts of you best luck Mountain. Many greatness on you.

MM said...

Hi. Hi. Hi. There are no lasers. It is time for a bathtub party. Let's all get in the tub and give each other advice.

The Capt'n said...

How do you curate these things so beautifully, MM?

USB said...

Dear MM:
It's yet another trial: an intense, deadline filled, emotionally draining period... yet hopefully a few wonderful moments will make it worthwhile..take a few moment to enjoy the coffee, the sunshine, and a few hugs and kisses..!
Best wishes for the show!!

krixfort said...

MM, maybe it is time for a salty pork bath?

MM said...

Hi Capt'n, USB, Krixie...salty pork bath - right on. USB, it is always so nice to hear from you. I miss you.

Rebecca said...

Hey, did you know you're on google? Anyways, thats some pretty sweet jello. (pun intended). Well, cya.