Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Chump By the Sea



This is the alternate version of myself, a water-dwelling scum-sucker that took my pants, even though it's not me. Fishy saggy sac has stolen me pantaloons.

Night night.

21 comments:

Margaret said...

what the fish are injecting thier balls with silicone now ???!!!

mountain man said...

Yes they are. Silicone = modern love.

mountain man said...

Fish are details on the picture of husbandry.

sloth said...

mm, I am so glad this nice-looking young man has found love by the sea with his sexy kitty-catfish.

Frogs said...

Yes he has found love and a plentiful covering for his ding dong. (Relief).

sloth said...

sigh.... it's so "From Here To Eternity...."

fairy butler said...

do you think he is inside in this picture? i know that is yucky, but it is all i can think of. where, how, the smell. i guess this is as close as he can get to darryl hannah?

The Capt'n said...

MM, I am still reeling from:
a)your last post, which is tremendous and I need to spend more time with it
2)meeting you. I cannot say more about this b/c I will pass out

And now this? Now you give me this? What do you expect from me as a person, I'm only human.

love,

deli-slicer said...

first the blob--now this...ouch!

Frogs said...

This morning I am full of magic and portent. Scum is in the air, in the knick knacks, everywhere. I am dissembling into the past tense.

Anonymous said...

Catfish wrestling has become a major sport and a minor problem on college campuses, where fraternity plebes are hazed with the prospects of marriage.

Frogs said...

Who is doing the hazing?

Listen the connectors are failing, there is a lemon situation happening on the engine of transport. Please say you will come help Frogs. Frogs is getting reappropriated for foul usage.

krixfort said...

Frogs. No! Be strong. do not be reappropriated. I will come to your aid. Me and mini-me.

sloth said...

Frogs, do you have some spare legs for this extra-large tadpole?

JD said...

FB, you made me snort with laughter at my desk.

I've lost my appetite for lunch, which is sad because it's the emotional high point of my day at the job.

Corny said...

Nemo looks nothing like he does in pictures. I know how that guys feels, like when something is SO CUTE you just want to squeez it and squeez it!

Law-enforcment Robot said...

goddamnit! MM, you will be probed without mercy for this.

Madison said...

hold me tightly, never let me go

cynthiabriar said...

Do you think it is sweaty?

martin said...

this was the task on the amazing race last week. i can't wait to see what they do tonight!!!!!

lupis said...

i am flogging myself with laughter and wishing i had a catfish of mine own.