Monday, March 27, 2006

Ned's

Ned's!!! is making a comeback for April Fool's Day. We are re-furbishing the Grand Saloon area to make way for larger fry vats at each table, family size pumps of noxzema instead of individual packets, and more hallucinogenic toads (not Frogs, take it easy, Frogs).

Ned's will be more viable for mutant shapes to navigate.

Ned's will have more critters on hand for deep frying, more dipping sauces, better emulsions.

Ned's will be more inclusive, with onramps and ladders, also back entrances for the disaffected.

WE PROMISE TO ACCEPT YOU AT NED'S, PLEASE COME TO NED'S.

Skinny Puppy will play on opening night, April Fool's Day, a reunion concert with the remaining members.

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48 comments:

Ned said...

We will sweep things up at Ned's. This is what I am thinking for the new slogan.

Ned said...

Frottage, look it up, it's fun, at Ned's.

postmoderndebunker said...

Ned, I've missed you. Those days at your place way back when were fun...until I got the chicken finger rapes in the back room from MM. It's been downhill ever since.

mountain man said...

PD, you lying sack of Christmoose, you know that was the best you ever got it - I placed each chicken finger on my real fingers and gave you the good news.

postmoderndebunker said...

Okay, okay, MM but what have you done for me lately? Hmmmmm ya.

mountain man said...

PD you so rigorous on MM. I give you a couple five spots and we call it a day. Hmmm? A little rough play with PD? Bring Bee Dee into the ring for some punchy punch in the tush?

postmoderndebunker said...

Five spots--I'll take 'em. All is forgiven. Baby Bee Dee is still recovering from Uncle.

krixfort said...

well tie me to a wagon wheel! By Golly, I' ready for sock puppets and sasparilla!

hooray for Ned's.

Frogs said...

Listen I have spied a honeysuckle apparation near the peeling fence. Night descends upon the glistening tips, just after tongue-touching them. There is the boinging of the Pogo in the driveway.

Ned said...

I am collecting Norwegian sock puppets for the opening! Sasparilla will be served in 32 oz. mugs!!

Crux said...

I can't wait. I'll call Preston and Stacy.

lady jane sheepshanks said...

Oh dear, this will end in tragedy, I am certain of it.

Corny said...

Hi Neds! Great to have you in the hood. Scotchgaurd the carpets, 'cus my incursion, she'l be a messy one...

Sushi Blameful said...

So much forceful play, many powerful. Mountain Man spotless, most blameless with luck. Please direct to Ned's. Sushi adrift in sun.

krixfort said...

Lady Jane, fear not. You worry overly.

mountain man said...

You are right Krix, there is fun to be had. Will you bring the lil smokies?

And Sushi, will you bring Sushi? Will we be able to unveil you?

Fugu said...

I'll be there with bells on....and my poisonous sap.

fairy butler said...

gleeful

sloth said...

MM, okay if I bring Wandee Love? She's been practicing a performance where she sits down very hard on a whiskey bottle & etc. Peeps in the front row might get a little bit wet, but fresh towels will be supplied.

Mountain Man said...

Sloth that's funny I was just thinking about Wandee today, wondering where she'd gone off to.

Regi said...

MM Should I bring these if the band dont show?

lil smokies said...

we will not be a party to this.

vapor eyes said...

I am having a party here in my head. It is getting raucous and loud. Who is that screaming?

hammy said...

I'll be there with ham hands and pork ears! Can't wait!

Ghost said...

I have pork ears too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just realized it.

vapor eyes said...

I have pork lips.

ham friend said...

There are two pork pies behind me. soft.

Mountain Man said...

Regi::::::::::::

I am so delighted by this image. It gave me a special scoot in the back end. Yes, please bring those albums. Hi Regi.

pd said...

I am planning to bring some Oingo Boingo albums.

sloth said...

hey guys... check out ARTNET. right now.

Mountain Man said...

I found the artnet thing last night! Tis very exciting for my dearest UF. Also www.jameswagner.com, scroll down for some pix & a nice mention.

pd said...

Congrats to Uncle Fritz!

sloth said...

Yay Fritzy! very deserved.

gree c. said...

Hey MM I didn't get an email from you, unless you were Hornyhousewife which I actually erased without opening.
I am trying hard to get the Capt'n to come earlier, maybe by this friday so she can come as well.
Feel free to join me and the Mrs. Capt'n in trying to persuade the her.

hammy said...

hurray for uncle Fritz and naughty snowmen!

krixfort said...

MM, will frogs be at Ned's? I wanted to do some back licking and hallucinating.

Frogs said...

Krix you will lick me and I will behave like freedom. I have a nice Frog rack that loves the smoky sausages.

Heart As Arena said...

Yeah. That was some sweetness, MM.

krixfort said...

How does one prepare lil smokies anyway? Does one simply open up a package or can? Is there a ritualistic dance involved?

The Capt'n said...

Hi frogs. What is happening, my dogg?

vienna sausage can can dancer said...

there is a ritualistic love dance involving snausages. It involves putting a can of vienna snausages in the bottom of a pair of leggs pantyhose, then swinging the hose around over the top of your head while twirling and chanting your loved one's name. Amour fou!

krixfort said...

btw, props to uncle Fritz. Word.

krixfort said...

p.s. Team Shredder rules.

Mountain Man said...

Capt'n Frogs is smiling at you, so broadly that it may reach across the country. Capt'n will you please come to this coast post-haste? Can't you see you are needed???

fairy butler said...

my butler would like to take some surf lessons, just saying.

pd said...

We need all the great minds we can get here. I am also inviting the man who recently was released from prison and the robbery robbers.

krixfort said...

PD, Are you bringing a teddy bear too? I wish you would. I am up for some insane soap opera teddy bear games.

pd said...

I am bringing the teddy bears from General Hospital and As the World Turns. They are a fun and sexy bunch.