Ned's!!! is making a comeback for April Fool's Day. We are re-furbishing the Grand Saloon area to make way for larger fry vats at each table, family size pumps of noxzema instead of individual packets, and more hallucinogenic toads (not Frogs, take it easy, Frogs).
Ned's will be more viable for mutant shapes to navigate.
Ned's will have more critters on hand for deep frying, more dipping sauces, better emulsions.
Ned's will be more inclusive, with onramps and ladders, also back entrances for the disaffected.
WE PROMISE TO ACCEPT YOU AT NED'S, PLEASE COME TO NED'S.
Skinny Puppy will play on opening night, April Fool's Day, a reunion concert with the remaining members.
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We will sweep things up at Ned's. This is what I am thinking for the new slogan.
Frottage, look it up, it's fun, at Ned's.
PD, you lying sack of Christmoose, you know that was the best you ever got it - I placed each chicken finger on my real fingers and gave you the good news.
PD you so rigorous on MM. I give you a couple five spots and we call it a day. Hmmm? A little rough play with PD? Bring Bee Dee into the ring for some punchy punch in the tush?
well tie me to a wagon wheel! By Golly, I' ready for sock puppets and sasparilla!
hooray for Ned's.
Listen I have spied a honeysuckle apparation near the peeling fence. Night descends upon the glistening tips, just after tongue-touching them. There is the boinging of the Pogo in the driveway.
I am collecting Norwegian sock puppets for the opening! Sasparilla will be served in 32 oz. mugs!!
I can't wait. I'll call Preston and Stacy.
Oh dear, this will end in tragedy, I am certain of it.
Hi Neds! Great to have you in the hood. Scotchgaurd the carpets, 'cus my incursion, she'l be a messy one...
So much forceful play, many powerful. Mountain Man spotless, most blameless with luck. Please direct to Ned's. Sushi adrift in sun.
Lady Jane, fear not. You worry overly.
You are right Krix, there is fun to be had. Will you bring the lil smokies?
And Sushi, will you bring Sushi? Will we be able to unveil you?
I'll be there with bells on....and my poisonous sap.
gleeful
MM, okay if I bring Wandee Love? She's been practicing a performance where she sits down very hard on a whiskey bottle & etc. Peeps in the front row might get a little bit wet, but fresh towels will be supplied.
Sloth that's funny I was just thinking about Wandee today, wondering where she'd gone off to.
MM Should I bring these if the band dont show?
we will not be a party to this.
I am having a party here in my head. It is getting raucous and loud. Who is that screaming?
I'll be there with ham hands and pork ears! Can't wait!
I have pork ears too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just realized it.
I have pork lips.
There are two pork pies behind me. soft.
Regi::::::::::::
I am so delighted by this image. It gave me a special scoot in the back end. Yes, please bring those albums. Hi Regi.
I am planning to bring some Oingo Boingo albums.
hey guys... check out ARTNET. right now.
I found the artnet thing last night! Tis very exciting for my dearest UF. Also www.jameswagner.com, scroll down for some pix & a nice mention.
Congrats to Uncle Fritz!
Yay Fritzy! very deserved.
Hey MM I didn't get an email from you, unless you were Hornyhousewife which I actually erased without opening.
I am trying hard to get the Capt'n to come earlier, maybe by this friday so she can come as well.
Feel free to join me and the Mrs. Capt'n in trying to persuade the her.
hurray for uncle Fritz and naughty snowmen!
MM, will frogs be at Ned's? I wanted to do some back licking and hallucinating.
Krix you will lick me and I will behave like freedom. I have a nice Frog rack that loves the smoky sausages.
Yeah. That was some sweetness, MM.
How does one prepare lil smokies anyway? Does one simply open up a package or can? Is there a ritualistic dance involved?
Hi frogs. What is happening, my dogg?
there is a ritualistic love dance involving snausages. It involves putting a can of vienna snausages in the bottom of a pair of leggs pantyhose, then swinging the hose around over the top of your head while twirling and chanting your loved one's name. Amour fou!
btw, props to uncle Fritz. Word.
p.s. Team Shredder rules.
Capt'n Frogs is smiling at you, so broadly that it may reach across the country. Capt'n will you please come to this coast post-haste? Can't you see you are needed???
my butler would like to take some surf lessons, just saying.
We need all the great minds we can get here. I am also inviting the man who recently was released from prison and the robbery robbers.
PD, Are you bringing a teddy bear too? I wish you would. I am up for some insane soap opera teddy bear games.
I am bringing the teddy bears from General Hospital and As the World Turns. They are a fun and sexy bunch.
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