Thursday, March 23, 2006

Collage







There were things I had to say about cuts and ripping, fragmenting and reassembling but my warring factions have made the written word improper. I am forbidden to say anything by the Intergalactic Internal Assembly, I am ok with this for now. As soon as an acceptable affidavit has been summoned I will resume with typing profanities and senseless notions. For now I am gasping in the dark, a french fry in purgatory.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Picabia rules.

The Capt'n said...

This is so good, MM. Like you.

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man is to be liked, loved, adored...

randy said...

Mountain Man rules the ether....check out fabulousness at
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Go MM

Mountain Man said...

Jeez, thanks Capt'n, anon, Randy...Randy are you

1. Randy from American Idol, the judge guy

or

2. Randy Gilks the zookeeper who was brutally attacked and raped by a bear (whose chest cavity was burst by a 27 inch phallus and a quart of bear semen)?? (ouch!!)

randy said...

#2
butt I'm healing.

Mountain Man said...

You know what they say, grin and bear it Randy!!! You are a peppy fellow.

Declining Aerobics Teacher said...

Randy are you up and at 'em in the style of exercise sessions? I am leading one this morning at the Senior Center, it's a sort of rhythmic gymnastics thing with donuts.

Handlebars of Guidance said...

I am singing a tune to myself = my hair is parted in two sections, each one forming a handlebar, which my invisible guidance counselor grabs and uses to steer me through the day.

The melody is a random one, this song just sings itself.

pd said...

Wow, MM. Great post. Who did the first? And my wonderous Picabia--Lady of the matchsticks!
I hope you are cured today...like a sausage.

Corny said...

MM, I have to run, The jammyJar is outside honking for me, but I love this post. Can we have a party where you give us, your beloved followers, your power point presentation? We deserve it more then the SLT's do...

fairy butler said...

corny, i was thinking the same damn thing. school of mountain man.

The Capt'n said...

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
handlebars of guidance, the image of you, your hair, and and your guidance counselor steering you through the day will steer me through the day.

Savage Monster Cut said...

Sometime the bear and you eat eachother at the same time

Anonymous said...

Ursus 69....

grizzly adams said...

Mountain man, we have many things in common but I must know this: do you love bears the way I love bears?

krixfort said...

grizzly, are you the guy in that werner herzog flick? Did you get mauled? What's it like?

Mountain Man said...

I deeply love bears, I am addicted to their smelly homeless ways.

sloth said...

MM, I see bears all the time in my neigborhood. Also one crashed the Log today, causing all kinds of havoc... it must be a sign of some kind.

The Capt'n said...

I just wrote you back, MM. My blood pressure is slowly returning to normal.