Thursday, March 16, 2006

Assistant to MM



I have hired this man to help me with my errands and tasks. I will let you know how it goes, does he not seem trustworthy? His name is Gluey. He carries a plastic fish with him everwhere. I can't yet see how this helps but Gluey seems to think it does.

Later...Bud and his Xerox Machine.

Morning to you.

64 comments:

mountain man said...

Hey WW, it was GREAT to meet you and talk to you. Everyone must have the honor of meeting WW. It is important.

Ds said...

Whoa, you met Wendy O. Williams. How did you get her to talk? Did Gluey help? I loved the Plasmatics. They tore it up. And, little known fact, their bassist, Ritchie, sheetrocked my studio and went on to become a world class geologist. Rock on.

mountain man said...

Oh Ds you silly monkeywrench. WW is Wendy White the painter/sculptor of importance. Gluey did not arrive until this morning, very early, very sunrise.

However I am excited that you seem to like rocks.

whittle said...

No, Ds, MM met Wendy White, but thanks for the trivia. Ritchie's three foot tall blue mohawk rocked as well.
Wendy White is that painter/sculptor posted in MM's one and only sculpture Blart exhibition. Ms. White's lyricism and offhanded grace is something you could learn from Ds.

ds said...

I love rocks, real and imagined. They are something to bump up against.

mountain man said...

Whittle don't be so hard on Ds. He is a great sculptor with high lyricism quantities.

whittle said...

Yeah, when he's high.

mountain man said...

Oh is he one of those artists that has to get high in order to make work? For shame, Ds. Sober up.

mountain man said...

I'll get sober if you do.

ds said...

I can't remember MM:

Sobriety for the week.
or
Sobriety's for the weak.

Which is it? Anyway, at least I'm straight when I work, MM. Whittle, I may employ you.

sloth said...

MM, does Gluey share fashion tips? I am in deseprate need of help. Does he live in your studio?

FirstMate said...

Wa' ay yous dewlally scroundrles up ter over e'yer? Oo is this nicked assistant? will 'e ellp us forment de poke rhine so we all stay bladdered? if we're not bladdered drunk we will slab and sink!

Oos theur lookin for troubles? 'Cause we's 'ere!

SecondMate said...

Gluey luks li' eur reeight pretty ladybird, can we fetch 'im bellow deck?

ThirdMate said...

Aye up gluey gran' ta meet thee, i'd li' ta introduce thee ta uz new best frind, lil' cap't morgan, give 'em a little peck on the eye...

masculine rat feet said...

Sloth a duck in the hair nest might look very fetching on you. Also Love the small round glasses, they're so Guiseppo.

sloth said...

Look out for these mates, mates; scurvy & rapacious blaggards if ever there were... watchyer backs...

sloth said...

MRF, the duck millenary look has the added effect of green goo drips on the face, which are SO HOT right now.

pd said...

Hi Mm and Slothy. I am full of nitrates this morning.

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Pirates instructor said...

Class, let's assume the downward marauder position....

ThirdMate said...

We loike ya lil' slof but basically ya 're awl aligator meat. Prepare ta meet thy maka!

sloth said...

I am covered in green sauce and ready, sirs.

Matey said...

We 'ate excersize class bur ok, assume t' position men!

DrunkSailors said...

(grumbling)

pirates instructor said...

All pirates need to align their bodies. The open sea is harsh on the muscles.

FirstMate said...

Slof wi' green sause sonds delisious.

mountain man said...

Hi fellas. You are busy this morning aren't you!!! Mates of the highest pork order.

olive aoli said...

Has anyone seen my Popeye?

SecondMate said...

Shiver me timbers! Pirates Instructor, we's aren't pirates or scroundles wea'ar a' t' service o' wee royal 'ighness.

Popeye said...

Walk my plank, Olive.

ThirdMate said...

Aye, MM wea'ar sailin aroun' t' 'orn o' ether.

pirates instructor said...

Roll the balance ball to the edge of the plank, mates, and balance your pegs at the tippy-top.

ThirdMate said...

MORE PORK! We want 'a' sssiatant o' thy'n, gluey ta cum wi' on the Grog&Snog!

Pork Helmet said...

I am interested in the mates. Have they a pork helmet to protect themselves from the open winds?

pirates instructor said...

More pork = imbalance.

Isaac Mizhocky said...

I have made ham-hock helmets for them all.

SecondMate said...

Our 'appy ship the Grog&Snog, she's as true as a parrot on yu mums gullet

Isaac Mizhocky said...

Oh, and they're just fabulous--look at 'em. Could you just die? NO! Because they are protected by the hocks.

DrunkSailors said...

We 're settin' sail for the chuffin' open waters of the unknahn, gluey 're ya commin' or not?
Thank ya for the bloomin' pork 'elmuts, they will 'elp keep the icey goo aahhht of our hair nests

pirates instructor said...

I am setting sail on my own now...in search of more flexible mateys.

ThirdMate said...

Issaak, maybe yoo'd enjoy euh tour daahh bellow?

Isaackckk Mizhocky said...

YES! I'd thought you'd never ask

FirstMate said...

Pirate Instructor,
If it's 'un thin we is, it's flexable, skeg ah just thew uz leg overboard!

pirates instructor said...

I don't know...you guys are resisting the moves. I'm going to the Plank-n-Peg for a beer.

DrunkSailors said...

Sithee later, n' 'av eur gran'day!

'eres a fermented pork juice?

Isaac said...

My, what a big peg....

w.w. said...

hi MM. i envy your new ass-istant. he seems to have copped my fashion sense. were there hidden cameras in your shack? just FYI - IMHO your beard is much softer than i imagined. thank you for letting me see the new relics. i am processing them slowly, from my POV. later i will extrude concise thoughts like summer sausage and deliver them to you via WEBCAM.

DrunkSailors said...

We needs ta gerr well lubed befor strech class...

mountain man said...

WW, LMAO. LOL. Can't wait to see your webcam shots!

w.w. said...

Let Me Attack Octopi?

mountain man said...

Let me attack octopi. Look on limpness.

See?

pd said...

I didn't just read that...about the beard and all...

mountain man said...

Hey PD, it was totally platonic, I promise you. You know, we were just meeting for the first time and really she had never seen this long of a beard before and she seemed nice so...please don't be too mad.

w.w. said...

nice people share, pd. beards are a universal symbol of peace and zztop.

pd said...

okay, I believe you, MM. I am off to the shack...finally. I will be making little paintings of your wonderful facial hair.

mountain man said...

Peace and ZZ Top, PD. Remember? These are our ideals. Be nice, PD. No slicer on the WW. IMHO.

pd said...

You're right w.w.
Now I am ashamed.

mountain man said...

Good luck, PD. God be with you.

pd said...

You don't have a tail by any chance, w.w.?

w.w. said...

frankly, i am offended that you would have to ask. the night we spent in the poconos meant nothing to you?

krixfort said...

is this the same Gluey?

http://www.jotto.com/pages/NEWSmain.html

postmoderndebunker said...

W.W., I haven't forgotten...but shhh, I'm getting hitched. Remember when I called you my lil' alliteration?

postmoderndebunker said...

You didn't hear that MM, right?
Thank you for being there in the crowd tonight! You will never know how much it means to me. I am sending some Quinacridone kisses.

Mountain Man said...

PD I was so glad you were there!!! And maybe I will get to see you tomorrow too, delight upon delight!!!