I have hired this man to help me with my errands and tasks. I will let you know how it goes, does he not seem trustworthy? His name is Gluey. He carries a plastic fish with him everwhere. I can't yet see how this helps but Gluey seems to think it does.
Later...Bud and his Xerox Machine.
Morning to you.
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Hey WW, it was GREAT to meet you and talk to you. Everyone must have the honor of meeting WW. It is important.
Whoa, you met Wendy O. Williams. How did you get her to talk? Did Gluey help? I loved the Plasmatics. They tore it up. And, little known fact, their bassist, Ritchie, sheetrocked my studio and went on to become a world class geologist. Rock on.
Oh Ds you silly monkeywrench. WW is Wendy White the painter/sculptor of importance. Gluey did not arrive until this morning, very early, very sunrise.
However I am excited that you seem to like rocks.
No, Ds, MM met Wendy White, but thanks for the trivia. Ritchie's three foot tall blue mohawk rocked as well.
Wendy White is that painter/sculptor posted in MM's one and only sculpture Blart exhibition. Ms. White's lyricism and offhanded grace is something you could learn from Ds.
I love rocks, real and imagined. They are something to bump up against.
Whittle don't be so hard on Ds. He is a great sculptor with high lyricism quantities.
Yeah, when he's high.
Oh is he one of those artists that has to get high in order to make work? For shame, Ds. Sober up.
I'll get sober if you do.
I can't remember MM:
Sobriety for the week.
or
Sobriety's for the weak.
Which is it? Anyway, at least I'm straight when I work, MM. Whittle, I may employ you.
MM, does Gluey share fashion tips? I am in deseprate need of help. Does he live in your studio?
Wa' ay yous dewlally scroundrles up ter over e'yer? Oo is this nicked assistant? will 'e ellp us forment de poke rhine so we all stay bladdered? if we're not bladdered drunk we will slab and sink!
Oos theur lookin for troubles? 'Cause we's 'ere!
Gluey luks li' eur reeight pretty ladybird, can we fetch 'im bellow deck?
Aye up gluey gran' ta meet thee, i'd li' ta introduce thee ta uz new best frind, lil' cap't morgan, give 'em a little peck on the eye...
Sloth a duck in the hair nest might look very fetching on you. Also Love the small round glasses, they're so Guiseppo.
Look out for these mates, mates; scurvy & rapacious blaggards if ever there were... watchyer backs...
MRF, the duck millenary look has the added effect of green goo drips on the face, which are SO HOT right now.
Hi Mm and Slothy. I am full of nitrates this morning.
Class, let's assume the downward marauder position....
We loike ya lil' slof but basically ya 're awl aligator meat. Prepare ta meet thy maka!
I am covered in green sauce and ready, sirs.
We 'ate excersize class bur ok, assume t' position men!
(grumbling)
All pirates need to align their bodies. The open sea is harsh on the muscles.
Slof wi' green sause sonds delisious.
Hi fellas. You are busy this morning aren't you!!! Mates of the highest pork order.
Has anyone seen my Popeye?
Shiver me timbers! Pirates Instructor, we's aren't pirates or scroundles wea'ar a' t' service o' wee royal 'ighness.
Walk my plank, Olive.
Aye, MM wea'ar sailin aroun' t' 'orn o' ether.
Roll the balance ball to the edge of the plank, mates, and balance your pegs at the tippy-top.
MORE PORK! We want 'a' sssiatant o' thy'n, gluey ta cum wi' on the Grog&Snog!
I am interested in the mates. Have they a pork helmet to protect themselves from the open winds?
More pork = imbalance.
I have made ham-hock helmets for them all.
Our 'appy ship the Grog&Snog, she's as true as a parrot on yu mums gullet
Oh, and they're just fabulous--look at 'em. Could you just die? NO! Because they are protected by the hocks.
We 're settin' sail for the chuffin' open waters of the unknahn, gluey 're ya commin' or not?
Thank ya for the bloomin' pork 'elmuts, they will 'elp keep the icey goo aahhht of our hair nests
I am setting sail on my own now...in search of more flexible mateys.
Issaak, maybe yoo'd enjoy euh tour daahh bellow?
YES! I'd thought you'd never ask
Pirate Instructor,
If it's 'un thin we is, it's flexable, skeg ah just thew uz leg overboard!
I don't know...you guys are resisting the moves. I'm going to the Plank-n-Peg for a beer.
Sithee later, n' 'av eur gran'day!
'eres a fermented pork juice?
My, what a big peg....
hi MM. i envy your new ass-istant. he seems to have copped my fashion sense. were there hidden cameras in your shack? just FYI - IMHO your beard is much softer than i imagined. thank you for letting me see the new relics. i am processing them slowly, from my POV. later i will extrude concise thoughts like summer sausage and deliver them to you via WEBCAM.
We needs ta gerr well lubed befor strech class...
WW, LMAO. LOL. Can't wait to see your webcam shots!
Let Me Attack Octopi?
Let me attack octopi. Look on limpness.
See?
I didn't just read that...about the beard and all...
Hey PD, it was totally platonic, I promise you. You know, we were just meeting for the first time and really she had never seen this long of a beard before and she seemed nice so...please don't be too mad.
nice people share, pd. beards are a universal symbol of peace and zztop.
okay, I believe you, MM. I am off to the shack...finally. I will be making little paintings of your wonderful facial hair.
Peace and ZZ Top, PD. Remember? These are our ideals. Be nice, PD. No slicer on the WW. IMHO.
You're right w.w.
Now I am ashamed.
Good luck, PD. God be with you.
You don't have a tail by any chance, w.w.?
frankly, i am offended that you would have to ask. the night we spent in the poconos meant nothing to you?
is this the same Gluey?
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PD I was so glad you were there!!! And maybe I will get to see you tomorrow too, delight upon delight!!!
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